AYOUB Posted January 26, 2004 Anon - "How did our oil get under their sand?" 'Quality of life lies not in the things we acquire but in the things we appreciate' (Anon) 'The West is a luxury we cannot afford' (Anon) 'To say that the purpose of business is to make a profit is like saying that the purpose of life is to eat' (Anon) 'Earn all you can, save all you can, give all you can' (John Wesley) 'It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare, it is because we do not dare that things seem difficult' (Anon) 'Most people see things the way they are and ask 'why?'. I dream things that never were and ask 'why not?'' (George Bernard Shaw) "If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always got" -- Anon "You should emulate your heroes, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they're dead." - Unknown "It has been determined that research causes cancer in rats." - Unknown "Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division." - Unknown "The next time someone starts quoting statistics at you, just remind them that 78% of people who quote statistics make them up." - Anonymous Write a wise saying and your name will live forever - Anonymous "If 99% is good enough, then gravity will not work for 14 mins every day. " - Unknown "If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late." - Henny Youngman "Sometimes it is more important to discover what one cannot do, than what one can do." - Lin Yutang "I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation." - George Benard Shaw The golden rule is that there are no golden rules. - George Bernard Shaw Lady Astor to Churchill "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison" Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it" If the word 'No' was removed from the English language, Ian Paisley would be speechless" John Hume. "The difference between a misfortune and a calamity is this: If Gladstone fell into the Thames, it would be a misfortune. But if someone dragged him out again, that would be a calamity." Benjamin Disraeli. "Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least." Robert Byrne. "When you say you agree to a thing in principle you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice." Otto Von Bismark. "It is true that liberty is precious; so precious that it must be carefully rationed." Lenin. "The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect the country they stole from red people." James Rado. "Put three Zionists in a room and they will form four political parties." Levi Eshkol. "The main difference for the history of the world if I had been shot rather than Kennedy is that Onassis probably wouldn't have married Mrs Khrushchev." Nikita Khrushchev. "Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied." Otto Von Bismark. "Men marry women with the hope they will never change. "Women marry men with the hope they will change. "Invaribly they are both disappointed." -Albert Einstein I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor A man's only as old as the woman he feels.-Groucho Marx "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." -Groucho Marx Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. -Groucho Marx Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.-Groucho Marx One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. .-Groucho Marx I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. -Groucho Marx Women should be obscene and not heard. -Groucho Marx A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. -Groucho Marx Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? -Groucho Marx Quote me as saying I was misquoted-Groucho Marx. Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. -Groucho Marx Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conspiracy Posted January 27, 2004 God Bless The Internet ... - American Pie (pt1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted January 12, 2010 Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it. Malcolm X, Malcolm X Speaks, 1965 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacaylbaro Posted January 12, 2010 Lick it slow. Rub it gently. Don't lose the stroke. It might taste nasty but thats how you seal an ENVELOPE ! ! ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
