Funny Japanese don't know English!!

[Baluug]

I came across this website a long time ago called Engrish.com

,where people post pictures of things they have seen in Japan that have very lousy English,such as clothing,instructions,road signs,etc. Here are a few examples....

 

 

[Elysian]

^^^^

 

There’s a scientific explanation for why japanese people simply can’t distinguish between pronounced R and L. Sometimes it just gets really funny when talking to them.

 

Came to the lab one day. The whole corridor smelled yeast, looked around and found my colleagues at the coffee table at end of the hall. Went up to them and asked about the bad smell. The japanese guy, lets call him Fujiko, raised his cup, smiled at me and replied “we’re having lice beer, want someâ€.

 

 

In one of the rooms at the lab I use for salaat. I laughed the first time when Fujiko referred to it as “playoom†sounding very much like playroom. But the worst thing is when people looking for me are told “come back lateh, she is playingâ€â€¦ It puts me in a really awkward situation.

[Baluug]

Some more:

 

 

 

 

Preheat oven to 350F....

[Nephissa]

Chinese pet store sign:

 

Buy one dog, get one flea.

 

 

Anybody want fly lies?

[Legend of Zu]

Originally posted by Elysian:

^^^^

 

There’s a scientific explanation for why japanese people simply can’t distinguish between pronounced R and L. Sometimes it just gets really funny when talking to them.

 

Came to the lab one day. The whole corridor smelled yeast, looked around and found my colleagues at the coffee table at end of the hall. Went up to them and asked about the bad smell. The japanese guy, lets call him Fujiko, raised his cup, smiled at me and replied “we’re having lice beer, want someâ€.

 

 

In one of the rooms at the lab I use for salaat. I laughed the first time when Fujiko referred to it as “playoom†sounding very much like playroom. But the worst thing is when people looking for me are told “come back lateh, she is playingâ€â€¦ It puts me in a really awkward situation.

hahahah...LooooL..Funny...Playin she is...

 

I heard once a chinese singin "Soo Maly Rori Layts"..just to found out he was singin " soo many lonely nights "..true Story..

 

Cheers