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STOIC   

Malika

 

Mwiba wa kujitonesha, mtu haambiwi pole. Usinifanye nikaifunga safari,kumtafuta baba watoto. Haya maneno yana vituko, na uvundo wa kuoza. Ngoma yataka matao leo ;) .Sasa nitakushtaki kwa baba watoto.Unatakiwa kujifunza macho isione vitu nyingine.Juwa kwamba ujumbe utafika baba watoto.Yaraabi tuepuke na dhuluma duniani icon_razz.gif

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NGONGE   

Heh. Malika's own episode of desperate housewives! The plumber, woman, the plumber? :D

 

Can just picture her now sat in her kitchen floor with an old dirac on and tattered mulkhmad covering countless hair rollers. The plumber standing up and looking down at her as she sifts the rice for her dinner. He's explaining the problem with the pipes and how he may need to weld them to a piece of metal that he needs to pop out and buy. He says that if he were a cowboy he would not need to use that piece of metal and may just go for a dodgy short cut. But, since he's a professional plumber he has to follow the British Institute of Plumbers rules and apply directive 3378/6/87.

 

She listens to him as she absently draws expanding circles with the raw rice and sighs at the way he described the fascinating directive 3378/6/87!

 

He asks if she's ok and she tells him she's having a problem sifting through the rice because she does not have her glasses on. He crouches down and tries to help.

 

Green eyes meet brown eyes. The world stands still, apart from the drip, drip, drip sound in the background. Or is that her heart melting again? :D

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STOIC   

He asks if she's ok and she tells him she's having a problem sifting through the rice because she does not have her glasses on. He crouches down and tries to help.

This is exactly where my Swahili word fits in..

Mwiba wa kujitonesha, mtu haambiwi pole :D

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STOIC   

^^where did you squat your heels and bring your face almost to the level you described above; it gotta be some profession.... :D

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Malika   

LOL..Stoic,baba watoto kakimbia nyumba,asie kuwepo na lake halipo mjomba,usitie shaka ilikuwa episode ya candy eye only.. smile.gif Nimesha tubu kwa mola wangu..lol

 

CL,he had a wedding ring on though,you still want his number?

 

Ngonge, icon_razz.gif

 

Ibti,whats the number?.. smile.gif No its not me,why would I thank you for everything?

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STOIC   

^^^Did you text Ibti those Swahili words.She is whooping in fear maybe suspecting it is me that texted her...

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