Ms DD Posted June 13, 2008 Ibti Weli broke ma noqon? Trust me, lacag la'aan aint good place to be. I should know. Hey Lily I am hungry..the minute I tell my brain to be on a diet, i get ravenous Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cynical lady Posted June 13, 2008 **Simple conversation between Malika and Lily’s Brother on the way to the engagement**** He asked Malik a simple question...... "What kind of man are you looking for?" She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking. "Do you really want to know?" Reluctantly, he said, "Yes." She began to expound... "As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my household without the help of any man. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?" He looked at her. Clearly he thought that she was referring to money. She quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money. I need something more." I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life." He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain. She said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need conversation and mental stimulation. I don't need a simple-minded man." I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection spiritually because I don't need to be unequally yoked... believers mixed with unbelievers is a recipe for disaster. I need a man who is striving for perfection financially because I don't need a financial burden. I am looking for someone who is sensitive enough to understand what I go through as a woman, but strong enough to keep me grounded. I am looking for someone who I can respect. In order to be submissive, I must respect him. I cannot be submissive to a man who isn't taking care of his business. I have no problem being submissive. He just has to be worthy. God made woman to be a helpmate for man. I can't help a man if he can't help himself." When she finished her spill, she looked at him. He sat there with a puzzled look on his face. He said, "You're asking a lot." She replied, "I'm worth a lot." The end Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted June 13, 2008 ^^^Loool naag waalan. Lily, these women your brother kaa diici Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Posted June 13, 2008 ^LOOOOOOOOL..Bless you!That will bore the poor guy to death,am sure he will roll his eyes and go whatever! as I believe he is on the younger side..Heh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
STOIC Posted June 13, 2008 Why would Mailka need an escort? Isn't she married(life of Uninterruptable bliss ) already? Where is the hubby? :confused: Qaylaaa Baadhanaa reer London...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms DD Posted June 13, 2008 Originally posted by cynical lady: **Simple conversation between Malika and Lily’s Brother on the way to the engagement**** He asked Malik a simple question...... "What kind of man are you looking for?" I am looking for someone who is sensitive enough to understand what I go through as a woman, but strong enough to keep me grounded. The end I've said it before and I'll say it again: modern women don't want a sensitive man. Traditional women didn't want him either Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted June 13, 2008 ^^^Looool^^ Stoic, she can always upgrade. And your somali is no better, even a day later Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Posted June 13, 2008 Stoic,suualo badniid..sssshhhhhhhh! yalaguu macliin Alright ladies,am off to find those shoes to match that bag. Ya all have a nice weekend! Ms DD,its so not cool..But am sure a plate of bariis and hiliib will help you forgive me..oh,you have joined the weight watchers,oh well a glass of water then.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
STOIC Posted June 13, 2008 Inaantanii miyeynaan ciyaal laheen.Sualaheygu mabaadnow.Markaa maxaad kufaaleysaa nin kugartatiyo imikathaan.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted June 13, 2008 ^^^Looooooooooooooooool Hahaha lool. Malika When you decode it, it will be too late to answer him loool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Posted June 13, 2008 Ibti,I understood everything apart from "Kugartatiyo"..I wonder if he meant kusogotiyo.. Stoic,matani tuu mjomba am not looking for a replacement of my husband,just an escort to a do without any malicious intended. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Lily- Posted June 13, 2008 Ibti, it’s another outlook on death CL, loool. Malika, well, at 19 he may be on the young side but will certainly make many a Xalimo melt in the near future, especially once he dons his piloting uniform... Hey Ms D&D I agree, sofies dhaxdey ku dhuman! As for dieting, you have to trick your brain into thinking you’re eating healthy, it’s a lifestyle choice. The best advice I can give is to stop eating when you’re satisfied, say 65 to 70% depending how hungry you are and never ever eat till you’re fully full. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paragon Posted June 13, 2008 Hello MsDD The rest of you, vamous! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted June 13, 2008 Heh. CL is so cheesy I can see the worms from here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
STOIC Posted June 13, 2008 Ibti,I understood everything apart from "Kugartatiyo"..I wonder if he meant kusogotiyo.. This was a poor attempt by me in drawing analogy with the taking of infants out after their forty days indoors are over.... Ibti is asking for anihalation and smashing on the web like MCSMITH does to her.I will allow her to victimize me until I improve my Somali writting, but she ain't better than me either.She is getting unabashed sigh of "I'm better than him"...lool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
