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Asante mpendwa, hali vipi naona una subiri kwahamu shuli efungwe. Yap finally Friday has arrived, this week was a drag yani i am so looking forward to the long break. Una fanya nini on you 3days of freedom?

 

Ps malika did you watch channel 4 last night 13 kids and wanting more?

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Malika   

^Oh,I missed it, am sure they will repeat on those plus channels.

 

I am planning to visit family[across UK],this life in the west wallahi can isoLate you from the ummah! geez!! before you know it you havent seen your loved ones for months!

 

What about you?

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Hunguri   

CL and Malika both of you morning too. I heard, CL went direct from the N-Eastern of Kenya to UK. She used to head cattles near the river banks of Tana River, some where close to Garisa smile.gif . I must have seen her, a decade ago. I was on a cattle business trip and wanted to buy to export to UAE smile.gif . Tii yarydee cadayga dheer afka ku sidatay sow adiga maahayn huuno smile.gif

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Malika   

^LOL..Your looking for trouble!..LOL@ CL from Garrisa,that you got it right,the girl has never been to a city before London.. :D It could be her you saw!

 

Haaye,Whats good in India..a dude I know has just ditched his family for a long trip to India..Maxaa India jiraa hee?? icon_razz.gif

 

Catch up with you lot laterz!

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Hunguri- this kind of exposure of my life in public forums is uncalled for? I don’t think my cattle’s will appreciate this kind of attention.

 

Malika- you can say that again, you get stuck in your own little life before you know it you have not seen your relatives for a year in my case. But am having a get together this weekend/ BBQ plans that is if the English weather decides to be accommodating.

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Hunguri   

Malika, there is nothing special in India. I am just here to meet some of my family members. Its pretty hot though. Haye, CL some years back, when I was in Kenya and Dara-Esalam. I still remember some swahili words. Like, the one you just wrote "Una Fanya nini". I think, its: What are you doing. That is, if I am not wrong. Laakiin, dee I remember when I was schooling. I had many Somali Kenyan friends. Most of the North Eastern dudes did not use to speak proper Swahili smile.gif . They used to stone people with big Swahili words, a thick heavy accent lool

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Ms DD   

AFternoon all

 

I burnt the back my hand. Funnily it is heart-shaped for some reason. It hurts like hell though

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N.O.R.F   

Originally posted by Ibtisam:

North
:D
how are you and how is UK??

I tried to see it in Cinema but it was fully booked :cool:

 

 

Someone needs to learn how to use a phone, tell em for me :cool:

Waan usheegay waan usheegay.

 

UK is different to what I grew up in thats for sure. Good to see everone and the new additions to the family.

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-Lily-   

I just accidentally walked into the men’s wondering when the women’s toilets got urinals before the obvious dawned on me... I could have sworn the symbol on the door wore a skirt.

 

Miss D&D, get some cream from the pharmacist if it still hurts.

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STOIC   

Lilly, you remind an American television advertisement by Southwest airline about a woman who accidently walked into the mens bathroom.The advertisement says "Wanna get away" :D

 

PS CL...Ibtisam was talking behind your back yesterday evening.

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Ibtisam   

^^^You are such big girl and ur A*ss is owned by CL. Waar nin iska diig icon_razz.gif

 

Hello smile.gif

 

Ms DD: You poor thing. :(

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STOIC   

^^^ Alaa Maanigaat inaan igusheygeysaa alla ceebey tacaal .....I want to rumple your hair now.You are not being fair there.I was just telling the truth dhee.... :mad:

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Ibtisam   

Originally posted by STOIC:

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Alaa Maanigaat inaan igusheygeysaa alla ceebey tacaal
.....I want to rumple your hair now.
You are being fair there.
I was just telling the truth dhee.... :mad:

Yes indeed I was being fair. I mean I only pointed out the obvious smile.gif So I too was just telling the truth

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Ibtisam   

^^^I think so, :D but I believe she sent him airbrushed pictures. No wonder inaanki wuu wareerh. Maskiin. icon_razz.gif

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