Troll Corner

[NGONGE]

^^ Away with you and your feminist nonsense.

[nuune]

Ngonge lol@awliyo factor, it is everywhere, the jimicsi season ayaa soo dhaw, diyaar ma u tahay, sxb

 

 

Val, lool xilli loogu magac darey Biya-Oodkii ayaan dhashey, kama dheera abaartii daba dheer

[cynical lady]

That’s a silly response old man.

[N.O.R.F]

^jimicsi season is close indeed

 

"Daddy change your shirt"

"Why?"

"I don't like it. It's yucky"

 

Since when has a 4 years old become my style guru?

[Valenteenah.]

@ Biya-Oodkii.

 

 

NG, you are hardly objective as you think you are young too.

 

 

Hi CL.

[Ms DD]

CL

Runleey aa tahay.

 

I think I am in huge favour of men experiencing this amazing journey with their wife.. since they have started the journey with the ladies (from conception), they should be also be present at the birth and hold the gacaliso hand.

 

 

Sheh

We need to catch up and dish all the goss..bacda ramadan..lol

[NGONGE]

I admit that we're all not as young as we used to be, Val (this includes you by the way) but he is young. Younger than me anyway.

 

So nobody wants to know about my Rihana moment?

[Valenteenah.]

NG, Ma qofbaa daanka kaa feedhay?

 

 

CL, of course. Weel keenso.

[cynical lady]

Hello Val.

 

p.s care to share the odkac u made?

 

MDD- men are useless creatures. He will probably faint.

[sheherazade]

Hey DD are we ever gonna see u again? Why couldn't u toddle off to Bali like a good friend? Might tempt us out of our holes!

[Juxa]

indeed men should experience the miracle. i dont understand what the fuss is really.

 

someone beat ngonge? how?why? when?

[NGONGE]

Nobody beat me.

I went home early on Tuesday but when I left my station, I started raining heavily. I had no choice but to continue walking in the rain.

 

'I forgot my phone at the post office' a voice said.

 

I tried to see where it was coming from but the heavy rain was all over my glasses and unlike the passing cars I had no wipers.

 

'I hope it's still there' said the female voice again.

 

'I can't see you through all this rain. Who are you?' I said.

 

'I hope nobody took it' she said.

 

I started to walk quicker but she kept up with me.

 

'It's only an old phone but it has all my numbers in it. I'd really hate to lose it'

 

'Look, I'd love to stop and talk but it's really raining badly and I have to get out of these wet clothes soon' I said.

 

'Oh. Do you want to share my brolly?' she asked.

 

I had a look at her tattered brolly and it didn't look big enough for one person, never mind two.

 

'I'm wet already. It doesn't matter now' I said.

 

'Do you think I'll find my phone?'

 

'I have no idea. I hope you do'

 

'Thanks'

'no problem!'

 

'Here is the post office. I've got to go. Take care now'

 

'Yeah. You too'

 

I walked on and a few seconds later I heard someone shouting 'hey hey', I looked around to see it was here waving at me and showing me that she found her phone.

 

Pretty little Bengali girl she was (though, I'm not 100% sure about the pretty part. I could hardly see through the rain).

[Ms DD]

In all my years in that country, qof ilama qabsan except farah mijo vermacelli.

 

I do feel for anyone afar indhood ah when it rains.

[NGONGE]

^^ Bari waxan es odhan jiray mala waan waalanahay (true story). I seemd to attract all the strange and mad people. But then they stopped coming and I stopped worrying. Hada waalida igo so noqotay.

[Cara.]

Sorry Ngonge, Val's quip really knocked the wind out of that little anecdote

 

Hello trollers!

 

Nuune, I went swimming last night; do you consider dabaal proper jimicsi?