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Ms DD   

Xaasidsanaa CL..Soho.. waan ka didaa. Anigoo careysan baan ka soo baxaa

 

Lily & Faheema

Any plans for tonight?

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Faheema.   

MsDD. 'am gonna sleep, sleep and sleep more.... I don't know how I drove to work this morning, in fact this whole week has been a blur and coffee doesn't seem to be working :(

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G'day Trollers!

 

 

DD, no Somali wedding you could gate-crash?

 

NG, I would love to work where you do. The characters! :D

 

 

<--- *Hyped up on chocolate*

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NGONGE   

^^ You'll hate it, Val. We're all bored and petty in this place. We argue over who stole the last piece of toast from the kitchen and the e-mails of complaints and accusations fly back and forth.

 

Here is a sample of a major problem we had:

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Reception

Sent: 13 May 2009 14:44

To: All Staff

Subject: Missing News Paper

 

 

There has been complaints that the Daily Mail has been going missing from the Kitchen by 2pm, can you please return the paper to the kitchen.

 

Many Thanks

 

The boss replies:

 

From: Boss

Sent: 13 May 2009 14:46

To: All Staff

Subject: Missing News Paper

 

 

Hi,

I suggest we stop ordering the Daily Mail! and then continue to do so for any other news papers wwhich go missing!

Conclusion----we will not have any papers to read and ---Does productivity increase?

 

-------------------- --------------

 

After that e-mail of his more papers started going missing. :D

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^ Mostly thanks to the beer goggles effect.

 

 

NG, you have free newspapers at your office? WoW!

 

(And who reads the Daily Mail exactly? Coz they would need a special eye kept on them all the time.)

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NGONGE   

They all do, silly poeple.

 

C&H,

Would you call the picture of the comedian in the previous page, AVERAGE? ;)

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NGONGE   

I am not a girl and have no idea how your minds work. But I know this guy is not a heartthrob. The girls in the office said so. :D

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STOIC   

˂Straight out of exam...pulled all nighter...now heading home to lay my head for a good ten hour sleep and then Party till Memorial day (its a holiday for US you Londernistan's) :D

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