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Ohh come on, mduwara is the best. You were bored because it was Kenyan one; you know those sijui cousins of ours can’t do mduwara/ or taarab?

 

Wala tusi anze na wasonjo harusi zao. Ubeshororo.com, wana kulesha mcheli na nyama usiku….wanawaki mpande moja wanaume mwengeni…wana tezamana kama sinema yaki dosi etc

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أليس هناك من يشارك الكلام مع هؤلاء البنات ؟

 

أوليس لكم ضمير لتوانسو البنات في حين يشعرون بالوحشة والوحدة ؟

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NGONGE   

انهن يتحدثن بلغة لا افهمها, يا رجل. اهو صهيل خيول؟ ام بقبقة دجاج؟ ام بلبلة عصافير؟

 

دعك عنهم واخبرني بمستجدا& #1578;ك الاخيره

 

اكل شئ علي ما يرام؟ هل تملكون قدرا كافيا من السكر والخبز والارز والماء؟ ام اصابكم الجفاف المعتاد& #1567;

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Aaliyyah   

at least I understand some of what NG wrote.

 

something about not understading the language they are speaking.something abt the mother of the chicken(perhaps he's asking how's his wife is doing lol).

 

I also think he said something abt "do you have enough bread water and rice"..lool

 

is that close loool smile.gif

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NGONGE   

^^ ياللهول, انك فتاة ذكيه

 

Very close. You only got the wife part wrong but I'll let you off. :D

 

I asked him if the sounds the girls are making are those of horses, chicken or birds. The rest was about how he's doing and if he has enough supplies or if there is a drought.

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Aaliyyah   

lol ok I give myself 5 points, I have to work on my arabic .

 

I'm thinking of going to egypt for a year. I always wanted to go to dubai. But, it's too westernized. Therefore, I have changed my mind.

 

salaam

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NGONGE   

^^ I give you seven out of ten. Egypt is nice but you are better off going to Dubai to be honest. Well, not Dubai exactly but rather my old city of Sharjah. Mullahs by the kilo there. :D

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NGONGE   

^^ Wa caleekom al salaam.

Now repeat that in an understandable language please.

 

CL, CL, mera kala kharqoosh....wherefore art thou?

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NGONGE   

Serenity,

Lily was always a lightweight troll to start with. It's Ibti, nuune and JB that are missing.

 

I am ALWAYS here but do you people expect me to talk to myself? :D

 

Anyway, what happend to you? You don't phone, you don't call, you are hardly here. ;)

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