cynical lady Posted February 19, 2009 Old man- don’t you dare wash our dirty laundry in public, I warn you….p.s that wasn’t me( Somali challenged and all) IT WAS AT&T Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted February 19, 2009 ^^ Notice the vulture circling round your nicely perfumed carcass? I forgot that you speak worse Somali than me (which is why I used to like you). I said that you sent me three e-mails and then complained why I didn't 'pick up'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abtigiis Posted February 19, 2009 3 jeer means = three times 3 jiir means = three rats. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted February 19, 2009 ^^ It wasn't an e-mail? Hand delivered letter? CL, mera shaaay duud, mera keema paratha, mera kaala nescafe come back, come back all is forgiven. ps Ignore the vulture trying to seduce you with his Somali knowledge. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Abtigiis Posted February 19, 2009 This time I have gone one way up. She knows the consequences of not heeding 'my private advices'. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted February 19, 2009 ^^ I told you before, if you are serious, I will gallantly leave the field for you. I am no Lancelot, saaxib. You can keep this Guinevere without worrying about any treachery from my side. But let me warn you that her hair though 100% natural, is actually made in Taiwan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cynical lady Posted February 19, 2009 Old man- where is the little blue box? At&t- too late am sold. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted February 19, 2009 Little blue box? What's that? Dr Who? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cynical lady Posted February 19, 2009 Google it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted February 19, 2009 Google is broken today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted February 19, 2009 I got ambushed and followed for four stops on the tube then 5mins on the street to reach a ATM. I believe there is 60% chance I was ripped off. An elderly clean dressed Pakistan old man, around 60yrs old approached me; SalamAlikum, do you speak Arabic? (I thought he wanted directions, so I answered in Arabic (I thought he was Arab at this stage) He continued in broken English, proceeded to pull out all his pockets, saying Walahi I lost all my money, I was on my way to the airport to collect my wife and children, I took £100 with me, I put it all in this pocket and I lost it, yad yad ya. I did not have any money with me, just change, so I tipped out my burse and said, sorry I don’t have anything. I walked away and got on my train. I sat down and leaning on the side closed my eyes. Then a heard a voice. Sister do you have a bank card? I looked up and the old man was standing there! WHAt? Do you have a bank card he repeated. Yes :confused: So could you not take any money out? (by then everyone on the carriage is kind of looking) Yes I can but there is no cash machine here. You can get off next stop, please he pleaded. I can’t, sorry I’m late for work. Where do you get off? [i gave the station named] Okay if I come with to your stop will you go bank and help me please? Sure. So he sat on guard for five stops, till we got off. Turns out he does not speak Arabic, in fact he is Pakistani, apparently been in the country for two yrs, his state pension is coming on Monday and he lives in Epping, his wife and children are coming to join him today. He was planning on getting a taxi back to his house. He has no relatives in the UK aside form them. He told me tomorrow is jumca and he is going to make big duca for me. Hello everyone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted February 19, 2009 ^^ Was he clean shaven and wearing a white hat? Did you actually give him £100? Err, where do you work again? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted February 19, 2009 ^^^YEah clean shaved and little white Muslim hat, he did not look mad nor homeless. Very clean, only the back of his shoes were a little oldish. Do you know him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted February 19, 2009 He's notorious around Edgware road. Never leaves the Arabs alone. But because of his fatherly innocent face, everyone seems to keep giving him money. His memory is not that good either. You'll see him again and he'll try the same trick on you again. Be ready this time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted February 19, 2009 ^^^Suxanallah, I got played. Its okay, each will be rewarded for that which he intended. YEah that fatherly innocent face made me doubt myself. LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites