Ibtisam Posted October 21, 2008 CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted October 21, 2008 ^^ That's a sick joke. JB, War waa adiga dee. Calanka lama arko. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted October 21, 2008 ^^^LOOOL Oh it is the flag, I see. The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.' Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dhubad. Posted October 21, 2008 ^lool@ ibtisam, I like the second joke....thanks for the laugh ! NGONGE, I have been meaning to ask you, is your name Kisawahi? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms DD Posted October 21, 2008 Good morning trolls Salaam aleykum...(i wanna get ajar) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dhubad. Posted October 21, 2008 ^*****ykum Salaam Waraxmatullahi wabarakaatuhu Ukhtii(I wana share the ajar with you) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peasant Posted October 21, 2008 waclaika aslaam... and wlc aboard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted October 21, 2008 AW-Dh your Wlc. Ms DD, Wa aleykuma Salam Wr Wb AW-Dh lol how did you spell it, and why is it censored? lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peasant Posted October 21, 2008 ajar as in ajar door? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms DD Posted October 21, 2008 Bit of ajar injected in to our morning today Peasant shall we call you second Ducaysane..I see some of your messeges and twinge of blue appears in them Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted October 21, 2008 ^^As in reward (islamic) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted October 21, 2008 Heh@ Aw dhubad's ajar. SOL ba ku diiday. I have no idea what the name means or where it comes from. It's in honour of an old footballer from the early 90s. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dhubad. Posted October 21, 2008 Ibti, waaba yaabanahay, I have spelt it as W*calaykum Asalam......I can't see wha is wrong with that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisam Posted October 21, 2008 Aw-Dh I think W*calay means bas*tard is somali, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms DD Posted October 21, 2008 looooooooool ibti Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
