Troll Corner

[NGONGE]

CL, they're (in my opinion) wrong for Johnny. Kolay waa waxa diinta ka saaray.

[Cara.]

Ola CL!

 

Ibti, who's this poor demented girl who's cleaning and cooking for some man? Should I send in the commando extraction team? Awaiting your orders!

 

Johnny, not only do I leave the price sticker on, I actually also put a 1 in front of the number But I'm denying all other charges.

 

Ngonge, our resident offspring expert, what's the longest a child has been angry with you for not giving them what they want?

[Ibtisam]

Cara.

 

This one is a lost case- not worth the effort of the commando. She is far too... demented. The said girl is JB resident slave women- she gives him everything, but when he kicks her out- she can't collect half

[NGONGE]

I admit I'm a bit of a bully. I don't allow them to get angry. I pester them and chase them around and change the subject and talk until they clam down and forgive me. Come to think of it, I do that with everyone.

[Ibtisam]

^^Aaah so that is what you was doing :eek: Now I get your madness.

[cynical lady]

"Kolay waa waxa diinta ka saaray." what does that mean???

 

Ola Cara.

 

Ibti thats why i would pay money to see it.

[NGONGE]

^^ I would explain it CL but Juxa will tell me off. She claims you already read good Somali.

 

Ibti, you needed it in writing?

[Johnny B]

Cl,

I even imagined to the point where Ibti being a leb , but hished the thought-could straight away.

Locking my girl with you-are-too-fast-for-your -own-good-self-cooking-and-cleaning-for-some-man ploy is OUT of the question, i can picture her raising an eye-borrow and going " cook & clean gani ? cole " .

 

Cara,

You're beyond repairable, you put 1 infront of the price?, don't you ever dare send me a gift.

 

Ibti, all girls that don't live alone are someone's resident slave women, why just my girl?!

 

CL,

Waa run , NGONGE is right, i was on rehab back to my full somaliness, Iyada hawadaba ega sartey.

 

**Happy hollidays y'all.**

[Ibtisam]

^^Lool

 

I happen to live with others and I can count the amount of times I cook or clean- you just meet strange women JB

 

Ngonge:

I thought you just one of those girls who never stop- even if the beef was 10yrs ago, they still follow the person around when ever they see them-It is never over apparently. I thought you must

be from the same school of thought.

 

 

Juxa is correct- CL can read that.

[hodman]

Salam Sol ppl What's with the Sijui bashing dee

[Cara.]

Yes, Johnny, now take this fine porcelain toilet bowl cleaner ($10.99)

 

I think Ibti made it clear why it's unacceptable in your case: the girl apparently can't take half your possessions when she finally runs away with the gardener. Tut tut.

 

Enjoy your commercialized pagan tradition of choice.

 

Ibti, I'm going to pretend I didn't read that, it's too tragic for words.

 

Ngonge, that's a good tactic, will pass it on

 

Hodman, because only a sujui would have a picture of someone eating marine cockroaches as her avatar

[SayidSomal]

i have done enough faan for qardho today.

[Malika]

^Are you sure your not on a campaign for the post of Mayor of Qardho?

 

Cara;

I do the tickle,tickle tickle tactic..until they give up..a kiss and hug and voila! best friends again.

 

*note to self*

 

Must send a memo to East Africa,for the earliest closure of those 'raaliyo' prep school..ish!

[SayidSomal]

^yaan ka dhexgalay?

[Malika]

^Cara,the wonder-woman..heh