Troll Corner

[NGONGE]

juxa, sheekado hadi ay gift gaadho marriage bells will have to ring. Ama waa aniga ama waa walaalkay. (I have to have a ready made excuse to give the authorities at home).

[Juxa]

you want forgiveness, dig deep and show your remorse.

 

gift iyo marriage maxaa isku xeray? actually gifts stop the minute you say i do

[Jacaylbaro]

NG, why your brother when you're alive ,, fuley waaxid ,,

 

 

Juxa, we don't say "I do" here ,,, we say "waan aqbalay" ,, does that make any difference ?

[NGONGE]

^^ haa! Juxa only says 'wan aqbalay' when it's a gift. Waxa inta ka badan waa wada 'I do'.

 

Juxa,

 

When a married man buys a young pretty girl a gift, he has to have a very good reason for doing so. Marka, I was just throwing some ideas and options about and see which one would make her blink.

[MZanzi]

Ngonge adiga gift aad gabdhaha siisid miyaad xaaska usheegta ..wale badow baa tahay hadaas saas sameesid

[Juxa]

you would do anything yaah to put ibti off. she wont look at married man gabadheena ibti, and why should she, when she is such adorable malab.

[NGONGE]

^^ She is indeed malab (mid kibir badan lakin) but she will get married sooner or later. Marka what's wrong with me or my brother? Are we reer hargeisa or something?

 

Fu-Fu,

Ano waxba o ma sheego badow yaho. Somalida o sheegta.

 

I am fully convinced that there are no more than ten thousand Somalis in the whole world. The amount of times I met a random Somali in the street that later turned on to be related to someone related to me is just too much. If not related then they bloody know each other. What are the chances, huh? What are the chances?

[Jacaylbaro]

loooooooool@mid kibir badan ,,, even in Ramadan ?? ,,

[Juxa]

kibirka waa danbi and ibti has none! Ngonge you have been advocating for your brother for years now and to no vail. iyadaa keeni doonta her prince, let her get on with it

 

and marriage should be last resort, when one is bored and ticking the boxes.

[Faheema.]

Salam Folks,

 

NGONGE, Hargeisa waad sidataaye iska dhig

[NGONGE]

juxa, you will defend her even when she's wrong. She'll bring her prince ha igo odhan. I have a king for her.

 

Faheema,

I saw your husband when I went to Hargeisa. Ask JB.

 

Lakin maskiinka finish bad ka dhigtay. He was stopping passing cars in Dacar Buruq.

[Jacaylbaro]

.................... ... i guess we even have his photo ,,

[Valenteenah.]

Originally posted by NGONGE:

I am fully convinced that there are no more than ten thousand Somalis in the whole world. The amount of times I met a random Somali in the street that later turned on to be related to someone related to me is just too much. If not related then they bloody know each other. What are the chances, huh? What are the chances?

You might be onto something there.

 

 

How are the trolls today?

[Faheema.]

LoL@Dacar Buruq, magacyada ma jeebkaad ka soo saartaa.

 

JB bal na tus, caynu u eegyahay aan aragnee.

[Ibtisam]

^^Hey Val, how is Ramadan in [where are you now?]

 

Faheema, don't walk into that trap!!