Troll Corner

[Jacaylbaro]

HERE

[-Lily-]

LoooL, no but they will be on Friday/Saturday?

[Juxa]

ibti your footage ninki wuu kudhaganyahay. i saw him at my niece's wedding and he gave me a number, sadly he is awake when normal people sleep.

 

will give him another buzz now

[Faheema.]

Morning all.

 

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

 

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

 

I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.

 

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

 

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

 

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

 

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

 

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

 

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

 

Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

 

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.

 

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.

 

 

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

 

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '

 

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

 

The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.'

 

[-Lily-]

^ha ha ha.

 

Have a good day all.

[Juxa]

lily matagtay? ok enjoy the cloudy day

 

lool@faheema

[Jacaylbaro]

I'm not used to use a fan ............... it makes me dizzy but i have to use it today coz it is so hot ...

[Ibtisam]

Faheema, waali, lol

 

Juxa what I'm gonna do with this man!

 

Lily have a good day, not sunny anymore though.

[MZanzi]

^^sow adiga dirici uma diidin .ka xaab xaabi hee

[Ibtisam]

^^^What does a 26yr old single dude want with a dirac. :confused: naga taa waaliad, pluz I don't have any diracs.

[MZanzi]

^^^LooL i thought the guy was asking a full set of dirac lol

[Juxa]

just called him, as i said wuu hurdaa. you see dadka shaqeeya habeenki pay no tax:)

[Ibtisam]

You got to call him around 6pm, when our day is finishing, he is just having breakfast dhee!

[Juxa]

i guess you right, i tend to call people in the mornings and leave messages. direct convo majecli.

[Ibtisam]

^^^Lool like my atheero.

 

I still remember when he turned up at my house when I was 13years old at 5am on Eid day and demanded why we were all still sleeping. He got ready at his house, went to the mosque and they told him they were't ready to let people in for Eid prayers till 8am. LOOOL. So he came to our house, siida adiga ayu noo tuubey to the mosque at 7.15am!!! lol