Troll Corner

[Malika]

^Let me help set the mood for later..

 

 

http://www.youtube.c om/watch?v=PCIgAUDtc GE

 

By the way Ngonge,its customery to bribe the aunty of the 'potential',I havent yet received anything from you.

[NGONGE]

^^ Dee you refused to give me your home address.

[Che -Guevara]

I get free tickets for Red Sox game. I don't know if I should go since Yankees ain't playing.

[-Lily-]

hi all

[NGONGE]

^^ You mean 'hi Che'?

Typical! At the mention of free tickets she appears with a smile.

[-Lily-]

LoL whatever...I would rather go to a spa and eat a massive jucy chocolate cake mmmmh

[Che -Guevara]

^It's the company dear, not so much about the game.Besides we could have massive there as well.

 

I think I'm gonna take my kid cousin *goes to Facebook to tell him*

[cynical lady]

sunshine....*waves at lily and che.

 

Malika- you sold me?

[Che -Guevara]

^Hi Cl Jee,

 

Freezing on this side of the pond..Does anyone here hate their job? I need new career!

[-Lily-]

Hi CL,

 

Che in that case, cake with you would be more than fine

 

p.s. I need to not work, I think the whole thing is overrated.

[Che -Guevara]

^

[cynical lady]

Hello Lily enjoying the sun?

 

Kise ho cheji?

 

p.s how about this..

 

Beyond the world of accounting, health care, or computer programming, lies a shadowy realm of flying saucers, undiscovered creatures, and restless spirits. Some people reject the typical 9-to-5 to venture into this realm and uncover the secrets therein. Instead of making sandwiches at Subway, they charge into haunted houses. Rather than making plans to strengthen The Man’s bottom line, they attempt to piece together alleged Bigfoot sightings or alien abductions.

 

These career paths are not for the faint-hearted. Any of these will almost certainly mean danger, spooky experiences, scanty paychecks, and/or ridicule from the mainstream public. If you think you have what it takes to be the next Fox Mulder, check out the following careers. The truth is out there, and you may be the one to find it:

 

1. Cryptozoologist – You’ve heard of Sasquatch, the Loch Ness Monster, and the Chupacabra? Cryptozoologists hang out with these guys. Or at least they’d like to. ‘Crypto’ means ‘hidden. ‘Zoo’ means ‘animals.’ Put them together and you have the study of "hidden animals," or animals that are not currently empirically proven to exist.

Cryptozoologists travel the globe investigating mystery animal sightings, collecting evidence (alleged Bigfoot droppings, Champ scales, etc.), and making the case to the skeptical science community that these animals may in fact exist. If this sounds like the career for you, you’d better hit those biology and zoology classes hard. Cryptozoologists, like plain old zoologists, have to know their animal biology front and back.

 

2. Ufologist – The last century has been fraught with sightings, conspiracies, videos, and hoaxes surrounding the alleged existence of Unidentified Flying Objects. From out-of-this world flying vehicles to abductions and experimentation on humans, authorities come up with absurd explanations while the public scratches their heads in confusion and fear.

That is where ufologists come in. Their mission is to uncover the truth about the existence of UFOs, to determine their origin, their intentions, and their relationship to the government. Occasionally, they get on a History Channel UFO documentary as an expert. If this sounds like your dream career, you’ll need to get versed in the ocean of reports, de-classified government documents, and investigations that are available.

 

3. Parapsychologist – For ages, people have exhibited some unexplainable talents (no, I don’t mean Paris’s appetite for idiocy and self-mockery). I’m talking about reading minds, moving things with pure mental willpower, and seeing things with your mind’s eye from hundreds of miles away. Parapsychology includes all of these phenomena and the possibility of the survival of consciousness beyond death.

Parapsychologists mostly try to prove the existence of these extraordinary abilities. They test people using random number generators. They put them in rooms and ask them to picture something very far away. Personally, I saw this kid in my high school throw a freshman without touching him. Much research has been done by both the government and private organizations, supposedly without any conclusive evidence that this phenomena actually exists. If you would like to be the first to finally prove that humans can bend spoons with their minds or cause things to spontaneously burst into flames, you will need to get updated on the history and theories of parapsychology and maybe take a few classes in Psychology.

 

4. Paranormal Investigator – With the success of the Sci Fi TV series Ghosthunters, this field has gained an enormous amount of popularity in the last few years. Death and what happens afterward will always excite a great deal of curiosity. Many people believe they have seen or communicated with spirits from beyond the grave.

As seen on Ghosthunters, paranormal investigators typically visit alleged haunted places (houses, hotels, graveyards, etc.). They take temperature and electromagnetic field readings. They record the entire process on video. Sometimes they find nothing. Other times they experience something frightening. If you are a night person and don’t mind those shivers running up your spine, you might consider this career. There’s no degree or research necessary, just a willingness to go into really scary places.

 

5. Conlinguist – If you’ve watched Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, or Star Trek, you’ve heard a variety of exotic languages spoken by Klingons, elves, and Hutts. As convincing as they sound, these are not languages that developed and grew naturally over centuries like Spanish or Hindi. They are constructed, or intentionally created, languages (I hate to break it to you). Conlinguists are the people who create these languages, usually for movies, books, or video games.

[Che -Guevara]

^Jaltaahe Yaar, tu sunow?

 

I feel better already. I had room that was obsessed with sci-fi channel. I couldn't sit through any shows that dealt with the above jobs.Thanks God we have two TV boxes in the house.

[-Lily-]

CL, they all sound like too much of a headache!

[Valenteenah.]

5. Conlinguist – If you’ve watched Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, or Star Trek, you’ve heard a variety of exotic languages spoken by Klingons, elves, and Hutts. As convincing as they sound, these are not languages that developed and grew naturally over centuries like Spanish or Hindi. They are constructed, or intentionally created, languages (I hate to break it to you). Conlinguists are the people who create these languages, usually for movies, books, or video games.

This sounds interesting. I would be up for it, although I'm not sure if I have the necessary skills.

 

 

Sucks to bring work home.