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nuune   

Maashaa Allaah muraadkaaga Ilaah ha sahlo,

 

 

it is sunny, and snow, can't complain as long artifical sun is there, though I wish to escape from the changin weather soon,

 

 

other than dat, waa laguu faayaa

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MZanzi   

xaaji niikiyow waa kusalaamay awoowe...awguuriyo yaaqe mitihi aw uuk oos xabeen lol...ma farsamadi Ngonge sheegayay baa sameesay lol

 

world war II waa lagu salaamay adigana inbaay

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nuune   

Foolxumo, waa lagu salaamay, eheheh awalba waan lahaa, dat was a recent wasir laamin wadheed yaawe, ees macal daiga aaw ii baganee :D

 

soo maadan maqal cirradu iney tahay timihii oo ingagey, hindhisaduna ay tahay madax jimicsigiis, bidaartuna ay tahay maskax bislaatey

 

 

lool@farsamadii Ngonge

 

 

looooool@world war II

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Faheema.   

LoL@Foolxumo, Bal maxaan kuu gaystay? just the other day I was sticking up for your Foolxumo :D

 

Nevertheless, waa lagaa qaaday salaanta smile.gif

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MZanzi   

I know it sounds kind of cliché…ok really cliché...Laakin magaca farsamo kale miyaa ku dheehan lol

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Malika   

^It's fridaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! smile.gif

 

Morning all,I am in such a lousy mood. I could do with being in a ring with Aweys[ :D ]would have been a pleasure knocking the lights out of him. :D .Ofcourse all that for the service to the Sheikh. icon_razz.gif @ Ngonge

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MZanzi   

lool@ugly waaxid....sxb foolxumada waan isku ogahay ...laakin sida sxbka A&t..sawir qurux wiil yaro kor cad masaranayo Avater ka icon_razz.gif

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-Lily-   

LOL Malika, my brother was saying something similar this morning but I wasn't paying attention. What is it now?

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Ibtisam   

^^ smile.gif

 

Morning everyone;

 

Ngonge and II, do you guys really get into work at 7.00am everyday, II posted even before 7am!! Or do you guys post before you wake up, still in bed. :eek:

 

It is a lovely day, I think I am going to work home today inshallah.

 

P.s. I know it is summer because the Africa brothers are out in force meel kasta, "hello my sister"

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Faheema.   

LoL@Malika, go on, it's friday after all, ku jimcayso :D

 

Foolxumo, lol idhaaf.

 

 

Here's a little friday treat smile.gif

 

Youngster Quotes

 

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.

After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and

one for cold milk?'

 

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she

was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't

remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to

six.'

 

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night 'I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

 

BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in

vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom

explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her.

Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

 

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please

don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

 

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I

cost?'

 

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and

kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his

dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

 

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with

this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'

 

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man

named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his

wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What

happened to the flea?'

 

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather

wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then

asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

 

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday

sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward

heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are

but dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient

daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in

her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

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