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Shut it, LOZ. smile.gif I am well; got cold in my bones on wey duushey day but nothing a couple of glasses of warm water and black seed oil couldn't take care of! Et tu?

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Oz   

Loz, man I woke up early in the morning so we could catch up but most of my time was spent stack in Melbourne traffic; Sydney Rd and Footscray was very busy. I had to be at the airport at 6pm.

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Hello folks, wixi jiran please stay home. My office is full of sick coughing people and I have to breathe in the same air :mad:

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Oz   

Al-hamdulilah all sweet. I here Paris is happening this coming holidays, what's on?

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even people in china heard about your little weather problem Sheh and your insistence to fly regardless of the weather.

 

pm? - how should i introduce you??

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I was clearing some old files when I came across this:

 

Hello!

 

What are you angry about now?

I only said hello?

He was a friend from school, ffs!

Are you jealous from a guy in the pub?

But I’ll never see him again, babe!

Of course I don’t get jealous when you talk to other girls

What?

That’s not the same thing!

That’s cheating!

I didn’t cheat on you.

Are you being serious?

Well, if you go ahead with it, consider our relationship over.

Fine.

Have a nice life.

Bye.

 

****************

 

Hello!

Why did he phone you?

No, he dumped me!

He got jealous of John.

Exactly.

Well, I’m not going to make the first move.

He’s acting like a real twat these days. I’m really better of without him.

He had the cheek to tell me that he’s going to ask this girl that he works with out! He says that’s how we’ll be equal!

Yeah, I know, he’s very childish.

Naah, I think I’m seriously better off without him.

Can I call you back later? He’s phoning me again!

NO. Don’t worry; I’ll make him beg before I have him back.

Ok. Will do. Bye.

 

*******************************

Hello!

Hmmmm.

Well, you were being unreasonable

The guy came over to say hi, did you want me to just ignore him?

Well, yeah.

No, it’s not the same.

It didn’t sound like you were teasing me.

No, it didn’t. It sounded like you meant it.

You’re free to go out with anyone you like.

No, really, just ask her out.

I’m not upset.

No I’m not.

There is nothing to forgive.

Ok. What time? Fine, but first I’ll have to go to my Mum’s.

No I’m not upset.

Hmmmm.

Of course I love you, you dev.

Bye.

Love you too.

Bye.

Yeah, I will.

Bye, babe.

 

***************************

 

Hello

No, we’re fine now.

He apologised.

Oh bless him. He’s been under a lot of pressure lately.

No, he’s not possessive at all.

Yeah, he’s just stressed out.

You know I couldn’t dump him. I love him too much to dump him.

Yeah, I’m glad that we’ve sorted it.

I know.

By the way, thanks for listening. I really don’t know how I would have coped without you. You’re one in a million, darling.

No, no, you really listened when I needed you.

Hmm?

He keeps saying that you’re his best friend too.

You’re my best friend too now.

What?

NO! Don’t tell him that we spoke.

He’ll get jealous and might have a fight with you.

I know.

All right darling? Thanks for listening. Bye.

 

*************************

 

Hello?

What?

I was talking to, erm, my mum.

On her mobile!

What?

Listen, my battery is running out......

 

Heh. Seems like only yesterday.

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