Troll Corner

[NGONGE]

Sayid,

 

at no point have I ever written the word 'way dhuustay', saaxib. Not that you are any good. You could have corrected me, you oaf. I thank my lucky stars for my guru.

 

Val & Mrs F.

How black are you hearts, women? Do you realise what being stuck in toilet is like?

[Faarax-Brawn]

Originally posted by +Faheema:

F.Brawnoow I am no longer "inan" (says NGONGE) Therefore

:

It's Mrs, +(size)Faheemoy

L0L. Ow Shiet,You do your thang girl

 

Val,You should drink a hot cup of earl grey with a delicious cake(lemon?)

[SayidSomal]

^^ - take note people - waan ka qaleeyey - and edited my previous post and now she does that to me.

 

 

Faheema - have you read what i wrote - before i edited??

[Abtigiis]

Val

 

If at all, my reputation is intact when it comes to helping a lonely tourist girl.

[Faheema.]

^yep, I read it ALL, cay waad ii dhamaysay lol

[SayidSomal]

^beenlowad. lol - is that 'cay' too in your world?

 

Ngonge - you were only missing the 't'letter (way dhuusay) before i could correct it - you were corrected by your duumaashi of all people - whom i understand knows less soomaali than you. i am sure if the country you were refering to had seen your writing they would have charged with treason and hanged you from qudhac.

 

so i say thank your dumaashi isntead of your guru - unless your dumaashi is also your guru

[Valenteenah.]

@ Faheema.

 

AT&T - Oh yes, I'm sure. Until that girl finds herself in one of the many situations depicted in your stories.

 

NG - You could have spent the time on the phone catching up with gossip.

 

FB -

[NGONGE]

Sayid, saaxiib ban nahay ninyaho. Please don't insult me. My guru is NOT Ibtisam. She did NOT correct me. She wouldn't know even if she tried.

 

Give credit where credit is due. The man that corrected me can not be described in mere words but most mortals know him as Oodweyne.

 

Val,

Unlike you, I don't carry a bag with me when I go to the loo. My phone was in my office.

[Ms DD]

At least you havwe taken a paper to read in there..no?

[NGONGE]

^^ In a public toilet? What do you think I am?

As disgusting as the thought is I just have to ask this question. Do any self respecting people use public toilets for number two?

[Ms DD]

Dont you read the paper in the tiolet?

 

Edit:

As for public toilet, number 2 dont ask permission where it will appear. You just have to unload it meeshii ay kugu qabato

[NGONGE]

^^ NEVER. I'd rather die from internal bleeding.

 

Yes, I sometimes read a paper in the toilet. Do you?

 

(what a strange strange conversation we're having here, dear).

[Ms DD]

yea..must you lower the tone!

[SayidSomal]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@Ngonge and Ms Dhuc Dac - some conversation eh???

[Cara.]

Dear Friends,

 

As we move closer to the end of another year I wanted to thank you for all the e-mails you have forwarded to me over the past year.

 

I must send a big thank you to whoever sent me the one about rat shit in the glue on envelopes, because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

 

Also, I now have to wipe the top of every can I open for the same reason.

 

I no longer have any savings because I gave it all to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. But that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates and Microsoft are sending me for participating in their special email programs. Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split seven million dollars with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died intestate.

 

And I need no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.

 

I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward emails to seven friends and make a wish within five minutes.

 

I no longer drink Coca-Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

 

I no longer can buy petrol without taking a friend along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.

 

I no longer go to shopping centres because someone will drug me with a food sample and rob me.

 

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number and then I'll get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan.

 

I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my bum.

 

I can't even pick up the five bucks I found dropped in the car park because it was probably put there by a crazed axe murderer waiting under my car to grab my hand.

 

If you don't send this email to at least 144,000 people in the next 10 minutes, a large pelican with an acute case of diarrhoea will sit on your head and fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a most unsightly hairy hump. I know this because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's plumber - and it was on Good Morning Australia.

 

By the way.... did you know that a South American scientist has, after a lengthy study, discovered that people with low IQs who don't have enough sex, always read their emails while holding the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

 

Regards,