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Malika   

^Looooooool, you know am not xasiidad,I want to share the goodness of Bongoland with all.

 

Ms DD, is August too far? We can arrange it girl! actually there is more of an influx of Somali-Somali with pleanty of dosh there then the sijuis,markaa haa uu biqiin..or you want a sijui bloke,taasi anaa walaalkay kuu sinii,if you dont mind sharing.. :D

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Ms DD   

loool malika

 

Wallahi I was told that sijui men are great inthe romance dept. Bal arrintaa inaan ka wardoonaa rabaa. Not into sharing though. i am greedy like that. Nuxurkii haddey mid ka dhameysatey, why i do want harraa (leftovers)?

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Originally posted by Ms DD:

Malika

Make sure you take me along..and maybe i can find my own sijui there and then we set up our own little mudhut and small boat to fish. Sounds divine.

^ Being tempted by the piricy business it,

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DD, I am well, thank you. It was a hilarious night. I can't believe I am not sleepy. Allah!! Xalwadii baan xasuustey!! Woohooo. Thank you! Going to dig it out.

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Ibtisam   

Sheh and Ms DD. Would you believe I forgot all about my Xalawa till this morning. Then I was watching its beautiful texture and light wooho, so I hide it in my bag till I break fast. Now you reminded me. Woohoooooooo here I go.

 

Thanks Ms DD

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Ms DD   

lool Sheh..

yeah I was wondering..who else are we gonna meet next?

 

Hope you enjoyed the xalwo guys.

 

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Nuune

The action baa kaa maqan iyo that segsi accent they have. Back to the drawing board my dear.

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nuune   

Ms DD, lool@sijui men bein romantic, hakuna matata rafiki yangu, swaahiliga waxee ku maahmaahaan, dawa ya moto ni moto :D

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^LoL. I knew they ended my contract for a reason! :D Yes DD, very enjoyable, took some bites, hid it behind the laptop screen. You reminded me now so two more bites before it's hidden away again. Ibts, are you showing the xalwa some love? :D

 

*now I know why I have put on weight* It's you guys!

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Ibtisam   

^^^No I am practising self discipline. I'm going for a walk later, so it will be my company then :D

 

LOL @ put on weight!

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Faheema.   

Morning Trollers, here's a little Friday Humour for you all smile.gif

 

Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary...

 

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Day 983 of my captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

 

 

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

 

 

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

 

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. B****rds.

 

 

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

 

 

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

 

 

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

 

 

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.......

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