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[N.O.R.F]

Originally posted by NGONGE:

Got home to find the wife and kids all suffering from really bad flu. Pumped them full of drowsy cough medicine and now I'm sitting here all alone with nothing to do. What's worse, I know I'll catch the bug when they all recover and I'll still be lying in bed all alone with nothing to do as they run and laugh and talk on the phone. Grrrrrrrr. I want to be ill NOW.

I have a friend who as soon as a couple of sneezes come to him locks himself away for a week surrounded by all sorts of medicines and has even gone as far as home to mummy to recovery.

 

I can see such a tendency in Ng

[NGONGE]

^^ I could be a million years old but I'll still go to my hoyo when I'm ill, saaxib. Nothing wrong with that. Mother knows best.

[N.O.R.F]

^Indeed.

 

A jog with an extra layer of thermals also does the trick more often than not. Mise you two (you and a jog) don't get on?

[cynical lady]

I am in the kitchen. They're all in bed.

Mhh

[NGONGE]

^^ What's that supposed to mean, mere laddo?

[Ibtisam]

^^She is mad she missed the opportunity to come through thr window and spend a few hrs cooking with you

[cynical lady]

Ibti- Get out of my head.....(i just can get you out of my head, boi your love is all i think about..dam dam must stop)

 

Old man-Do you troll in the kitchen?

[Ibtisam]

^BUt but but you are with Ngonge, you can't be thinking of me. I mean really :rolleyes:

[NGONGE]

Yeah, CL. What's the problem, you badow?

[cynical lady]

Old man, whatever rocks your boat, but I have to say trolling in the kitchen is a new one to me.

 

Ibti- But but why I shouldn’t??

 

I don’t know, from the time I woke to now I just cant stop thinking about shushumow strange craving me thinks…mhhhhhhm

[SayidSomal]

Afternoon - good or bad!

[nuune]

CL knows what shushumoow is, now my insider information were proved to be right

[cynical lady]

Nuune- Gossiping again are we?

 

One sunny day in January, 2009 an old man approached the White House from Across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said,"I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

 

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.

 

"The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

 

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine,and said "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."

 

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here."The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.

 

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.

 

"The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

 

The old man looked at the Marine and said,"Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir."

[STOIC]

Exhausted!

Burn-out!

Exam!

Exam!

Practicals!

Project.

The list goes on and onnnnn..

I had to pull myself off bed this morning!!

I don't know whaT i'm doing here, but I guess SOL can be a stress buster!

[N.O.R.F]

Last day of the week!