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Hi Che smile.gif

 

Serenity I ask because the thought of having a weekend car is off-putting & appealing at the same time, especially if you can’t drive to work. Maybe when I get a pay rise I can afford to have a car that languishes for 5 out of 7 days.

 

LoL@Ngonge

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Aaliyyah   

^ hey ppl speak English icon_razz.gif

 

btw I was trying to read what che wrote.Even though it didn't make the slightest sense it was hilarious. Am assuming though he's working from 9-5 and is bored...since he forgat to write boring in whatever language that was..

 

salaam..

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-Aaliyah...It is Hindi/Urdu. I was being grumpy, and walking up to ask Cl to give the keys to her her house on the beach in Zanzibar.

 

Cl...Tu see kahahee laakin meraa doosti kahaa Somali pirates accountant jiin rahaa, yup wo luug inaad sophisticated hu waa :D

 

Agar wuu nahii huwaa, NGO saad kaam karoongaa.

 

 

9-5 tiik huu laakinsi toraa time see ba'idi, bohotii monotonous.

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Ms DD   

Originally posted by NGONGE:

^^
:D:D

quote:

Originally posted by Ms DD:

quote:

 

Khalid bin Safwan saw a group in the mosque of Basrah, and he said, “What is this gathering?” He was told, “There is a woman who informs men about women who are available for marriage.” He went to her and said, “I want to marry a woman.” She said, “Describe her to me.” He said, “I want her to be a virgin who is wise like a married woman, or a married woman who is innocent like a virgin; she should be sweet when she is near, splendid when she is at a distance, she should have lived a life of luxury and then became afflicted with poverty — so she has the manners of the rich and the humility of the poor. When we gather wealth we should be as the people of the world, and when we become poor, we should be as the people of the Hereafter.”

 

She said, “I know of such a woman for you.” He said, “And where is she?” She said, “In Paradise, so work to achieve her!”

 

Can anyone make sense of this for me?
When I read it I actually thought of Somali women.

 

Virgin that is as wise as a married woman?
Have you not seen how young Somali girls talk about married life as if they lived it and experienced it all their lives?

 

Married woman who is as innocent as a virgin?
How many poor Somali men were told off with the immortal line: "Arr laydhka naga dami"
:D

 

Sweet when she is near?
Remember, we are talking about a wife here. Huuno, Xabiibi, etc, etc...

 

Splendid when she is at a distance?
Darn that shiny dirac and the colourful googarad that is sweeping the floor.

 

Lived a life of luxury and then became afflicted with poverty?
I have learned from SOL that you all had jaariyado but then waa la wada qaxaay.
:D

 

Haye, Ms DD, think such ladies are only found in aakhiro?
;)

 

ps

No it did not excite me. If I ever make it there I want a freak.
:D
LOL@freak

 

Dont we all? ;) Got one wrong methinks..Modern married xalimo..you got them so so wrong

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NGONGE   

^^ Not at all. I reckon I got them exactly right. Artificial xishood is a modern xalimo's greatest attraction. :D (bal look at CL there going all hindi and squeezing all the oil out of her hair as she flirts with Che).

 

I demand a second opinion here. Where is A&T. :D

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"bal look at CL there going all hindi and squeezing all the oil out of her hair as she flirts with Che)."

 

hahahahahahahah@ old man Cheat on you never. :D

 

Aaliyah- I worked in india’s sweatshops my dear, that’s how.

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