Troll Corner

[STOIC]

I am a mountain

I am a tall tree

Ohhh, I am a swift wind

Sweepin' the country

I am a river

Down in the valley

Ohhh, I am a vision

And I can see clearly

If anybody asks u who I am

Just stand up tall look 'em in the Face and say

 

[Chorus]

I'm that star up in the sky

I'm that mountain peak up high

I made it

I'm the worlds greatest

And I'm that little bit of hope

When my backs against the ropes

I can feel it mmm

I'm the worlds greatest

 

I am a giant

I am an eagle

I am a lion

Down in the jungle

I am a marchin' band

I am the people

I am a helpin' hand

And I am a hero

If anybody asks u who I am

Just stand up tall look 'em in the Face and say

 

[Chorus]

I'm that star up in the sky

I'm that mountain peak up high

I made it

I'm the worlds greatest

And I'm that little bit of hope

When my backs against the ropes

I can feel it

I'm the worlds greatest

 

[Choir sings with Me you Londernistans]

[NGONGE]

I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world. Life is plastic. Fantastic. :rolleyes:

[STOIC]

^^^^ :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[cynical lady]

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears;

 

I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him;

The evil that men do lives after them,

The good is oft interred with their bones,

So let it be with Caesar ... The noble Brutus

Hath told you Caesar was ambitious:

If it were so, it was a grievous fault,

And grievously hath Caesar answered it ...

Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest,

(For Brutus is an honourable man;

So are they all; all honourable men)

Come I to speak in Caesar's funeral ...

He was my friend, faithful and just to me:

But Brutus says he was ambitious;

And Brutus is an honourable man….

He hath brought many captives home to Rome,

Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill:

Did this in Caesar seem ambitious?

When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept:

Ambition should be made of sterner stuff:

Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;

And Brutus is an honourable man.

You all did see that on the Lupercal

I thrice presented him a kingly crown,

Which he did thrice refuse: was this ambition?

Yet Brutus says he was ambitious;

And, sure, he is an honourable man.

I speak not to disprove what Brutus spoke,

But here I am to speak what I do know.

You all did love him once, not without cause:

What cause withholds you then to mourn for him?

O judgement! thou art fled to brutish beasts,

And men have lost their reason…. Bear with me;

My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar,

And I must pause till it come back to me

[STOIC]

[Malika]

Now,after a nice mug of Asaar tea,with mandazi I come here to find songs,speeches,Ngonge rolling his eyes..

 

Okay,what happened in my absence??

[STOIC]

The scrawny Britain got knocked off by the big Dawg USA........can I have some of that Mandazi? We got some reer Xamaar (light skin once) here in Atl that sell the manadazi, but I tell you it is a poor attempt of Mandazi.

[Malika]

^They dont make Mandazi at Safari'[not sure if this is the correct name],the restaurant run by the sijui lady?..Would there be a market for Mandazi,Kitumbua,bajia,sambusa if I come and start a business there?

[STOIC]

^^^^Hahaa Hahaaa Hahaa……If you know about that,I need to stop this Manadazi talk before I blow my cover….

[Paragon]

Originally posted by STOIC:

The scrawny Britain got knocked off by the big Dawg USA........can I have some of that Mandazi?

We got some reer Xamaar (light skin once) here in Atl that sell the manadazi, but I tell you it is a poor attempt of Mandazi.

Stop being a died racist, STIOC .

[STOIC]

I'm not racist. Matter fact some Somalis glare at me with a savage look and call me Waar waadhoqiinkii sijjuwikaa ahaa (though they wouldn't say this loud in my presence)

[xiinfaniin]

Stoic, ignore this olda man Paragon, he's pulling your leg...

 

Stoic, horta gabadhii aaway adeer?

[Paragon]

If they wouldn't say it loud in your presence, then how did you hear it?

 

Did someone tell you that's what they say?

 

Sorry to nitpick, but I am that mood maanta.

[STOIC]

Paragon,

I see swarthy heads complacently turning and nodding in agreement on the side. Some will say it in a joke way (Kaftaan?) others their furrowed expression gives it away.

 

Waar suaaal badhaninthaa athigu hortaa...hadhaalka lamarac racoow

 

Edit: Xiin walaahi arrintuu weyssodowthahaay

[Malika]

Originally posted by STOIC:

^^^^Hahaa Hahaaa Hahaa……If you know about that,I need to stop this Manadazi talk before I blow my cover….

^^ Fulay! Dont worry Mr Paranoid,I wont blow your cover,but I told you I got relatives there..Heh So shall I tell the good lady to add Mandazi/Kitumbua on her menu?