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lol@CL ......... some friends and relatives feel slighted if i don't use 'abaayo' and others look at me probably thinking to themselves

*how presumptuous* since there is not pleasing everybody i resort to the 'Lowest common denominator' that which may not be palatable to everybody yet offends nobody.

 

and besides it does sound better than walaal

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Malika   

Lol..CL,Jac wilka sotaa shakii geliseen[sorry afsomali],now he will think I had an ulterior motives with my Aboowe..Lol :D

 

Ibti,one has just to appear confident,ambitious and can bluf well,that all they sometimes want to hear.

 

ps..am out,a begining of two weeks holiday! so hadaa halkaan iguu argtaan 24/7 hailaa yabinaa.. :D:D

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-Lily-   

Stop taking piss out of the sweet language you punks.

 

That aside who died & who is alive?

 

I have perfected the art of bluffing, as in not lying but organising complex jargon in good sentence structures to appear well knowledgeable, interviews are easy.

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^ :D shaki ......... shaki ima galin they were just surprised at your good mood. tolow maxay ogyihiin ....... inaad qof xanaaq badan tahay ?

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-Lily-   

Ibti, it's about inticipating their silly questions and having an equally more ridicules answer prepared for them.

 

I was only ever totally thrown once in an inteview smile.gif

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Ibtisam   

Lily I've never had a proper interview for a job before, all the jobs I got was thorough referrals and contacts, so even those which I had interviews, it was more of following procedures/ policy, so we’d sit in the interview room and have a laugh or talk about random things.

 

What did they ask you that threw you off your track?

 

Malika lucky you!! Lol, go on a holiday!

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Abayoo nooh, I like you nooh, alla how I hate those 2 words

 

Afric- mamboz sis

 

Lily –are you contemplating a life insurance on us dear?

 

Ibti- lol

 

GJ- am shocked

 

Malika- well put the 2 weeks in good use makes me some mandazi and vitumbua plz

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ibi i have conducted interviews recently but i only get to ask the technical questions....... my colleagues enjoy playing cat and mouse with the interviewees..... some very weird questions that have nothing to do with the job.

 

i still do them once in a while but i usually meet the people after they have been abused by HR and as long as they know their stuff their favorite colors or the childhood stores do not concern me

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-Lily-   

Ibti, it was about a poem by Keats, La Belle Dame Sans Merci, that I read ages ago in uni. The man was just trying to put me on the spot.

 

CL, now there is a novel idea smile.gif

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Malika   

CL,I will be re decorating my house,plant some flowers in the garden a total homebody ayaa iskaa digii this two weeks,no travelling for me.You just make your way to my place,you will have chapati,mandazi,katlesi,vitumbua,mdizi za nazi etc etc cooked for you.

 

GJ,am a regular mother theresa,xanaaq isnt something I recognise..Jac iyo CL yenee nawaliin aboowe.

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Mother Theresa my foot @ malika, yes dear am coming all that for mwah( you must loffe me)ithe countryside here i come

 

Lily- Now now no self respecting insurance company will insure these animals (referring to the other trollers) there worthless/high risk…so dear get another plan

 

Mdd- Wlc

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