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Ibtisam   

^^lool true. In Hargisa, you'll be in the shower, and suddenly nag, no water, and you still have shampoo in your hair and no water for the rest of the day! :rolleyes: :D lol

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Ibtisam   

^^Why whats wrong??

 

As I mature I've learned that you cannot make

someone love you. All you can do is

stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

 

I've learned that no matter how much I care,

some people are just assholes.

 

I've learned that it takes years

to build up trust, and it only takes

suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

 

I've learned that you can get by

on charm for about fifteen minutes.

After that, you'd better have a big willy

or huge boobs.

 

I've learned that you shouldn't

compare yourself to others - they are

more screwed up than you think.

 

I've learned that you can keep vomiting

long after you think you're finished.

 

I've learned that we are responsible

for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

 

I've learned that regardless of

how hot and steamy a relationship is at

first, the passion fades, and there had better

be a lot of fun and faith to take its place!

 

I've learned that the people you care most

about in life are taken from you too soon

and all the less important ones just never go away.

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Ibtisam   

^^^Maaxa kuu haaya :rolleyes: I thought it was an interesting observation of life when I read it. With your conservative Somalia hat on, you probably found it offensive, take it off and read it again :D

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Malika   

"I've learned that you can get by

on charm for about fifteen minutes.

After that, you'd better have a big willy

or huge boobs.

 

^^^Loool,darn isnt that not the whole truth but half the truth.. ;)

 

Xanthus, who's prespective of an interesting observation of life is this? Yours?

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If you don't stop this ,, i'll bring a pure somali poem that makes you go blind from reading ,,,,,,,,, :D:D

 

 

you are warned imikaba

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