The Somaliland delegation in Taiwan today had proposed a union with Taiwan.

[galbeedi]

 

A Somaliland delegation led by foreign minister Mr. Faratoon, had proposed a union with Republic of China (Taiwan). For the Taiwanese , since they do not share a border with Somaliland , it was a welcome joke, but the minister insisted that sharing borders with another country is not a requirement for this union to happen. He suddenly put on the table a document signed by his president and told the audience to be serious and hear him out.

The Taiwanese hosts were shocked how serious the minister was and decided to give him the floor.  Minister Faratoon acknowledged the seriousness of the issue and said he have to stand up to deliver the sales pitch of the century. As he begun his sermon and the merits of this union, Dr. Edna who was sitting beside him sensed that Mr. Faratoon was some what hesitating in his delivery, and jumped to eloquently set the stage. As she sat down, another member of the delegation Ahmed Yasin,  jumped to the fray and said, " as the speaker of Somaliland parliament" ( he is not the speaker but the deputy , but what do the Chinese juniors know) and said we got your  General Assembly seat in silver plate.

The delegation explained the steps to be taken to achieve a seat at the UN for the united countries of SomTaiwa. Here are the steps:

Somaliland: First, Taiwan have to spend money for Somaliland recognition in Africa. Since everyone is saying Africans should be first decide if Somaliland is to be recognized, we will buy African votes within the African Union. THere are already enough candidates willing to recognize us if the price is right. South Sudan, Guinea, Gambia, Chad, Kenya are among those who could give as the first votes.

Taiwan: How much money does it take to buy these votes?

Somaliland: Few hundred million dollars..

Taiwan: that is a bargain. less than a billions for a UN seat, that would be the best deal ever. We are willing to spend 5% of our sovereign wealth which is billions to achieve a UN seat. Having said that how could that translate a victory for Tiawan?

Somaliland: If you are willing to pay, we could get two dozen Africans, and then repeat the same plot in Latin America places like Guatemala, El Salvador, Peru and son. Within few years we could get 50 countries who would recognize Somaliland.

Taiwan: of course., but you did not answer my question. How could that benefit us?

Somaliland: WE will become one united country before we start the journey. When we get the recognition you will get too. A vote of recognition for Somaliland will be a UN seat for Tiawan.

Taiwan: What should we call that country?

Somaliland: didn't we said earlier? It will be called SomTaiwa.

Taiwan: We like the idea but we want our name Taiwan to be before yours. Like TaiwaSom. It is only fair since we are bankrolling the whole campaign.

Somaliland: give us a minute, we have to discuss about this new development of the name, because we assumed SomTaiwa was the name we agreed upon. 

Well, now the debate had started among the delegation. Minister Faratoon and another one from west Burco insisted that we are not willing to lose the Somali word in this name change. Dr. Edna and Ahmed Yasin who are close to Biixi disagreed. They said, " We do not mind losing this Somali thing, because some us had even had  thought many years ago that instead of calling us the colonial name  Somaliland , we should have called ourselves Maandeeq or even Shankaroonland.

Saleebaan Gaal who did not say a word in all this debate , stood up and said, I can not allow Somaliland to be swallowed by these small eyed people, let us go home and debate this back home in Somaliland.

Dr. Edna jumped and said, " how do you intend to debate this in a public forum?

Saleebaan Gaal: we will tell the people the usual lie and explain that Taiwan is willing to make economic integration and future free trade with us.

The delegation went back to the room and told the Taiwanese, " we will be back" and left.

Folks, the debate continues.

 

 

 

 

 

[Suldaanka]

I am looking forward to the next episode already. I mean, the part when Muse Biixi is welcomed to Taipei. 

[Tillamook]

6 hours ago, galbeedi said:

 

A Somaliland delegation led by foreign minister Mr. Faratoon, had proposed a union with Republic of China (Taiwan). For the Taiwanese , since they do not share a border with Somaliland , it was a welcome joke, but the minister insisted that sharing borders with another country is not a requirement for this union to happen. He suddenly put on the table a document signed by his president and told the audience to be serious and hear him out.

The Taiwanese hosts were shocked how serious the minister was and decided to give him the floor.  Minister Faratoon acknowledged the seriousness of the issue and said he have to stand up to deliver the sales pitch of the century. As he begun his sermon and the merits of this union, Dr. Edna who was sitting beside him sensed that Mr. Faratoon was some what hesitating in his delivery, and jumped to eloquently set the stage. As she sat down, another member of the delegation Ahmed Yasin,  jumped to the fray and said, " as the speaker of Somaliland parliament" ( he is not the speaker but the deputy , but what do the Chinese juniors know) and said we got your  General Assembly seat in silver plate.

The delegation explained the steps to be taken to achieve a seat at the UN for the united countries of SomTaiwa. Here are the steps:

Somaliland: First, Taiwan have to spend money for Somaliland recognition in Africa. Since everyone is saying Africans should be first decide if Somaliland is to be recognized, we will buy African votes within the African Union. THere are already enough candidates willing to recognize us if the price is right. South Sudan, Guinea, Gambia, Chad, Kenya are among those who could give as the first votes.

Taiwan: How much money does it take to buy these votes?

Somaliland: Few hundred million dollars..

Taiwan: that is a bargain. less than a billions for a UN seat, that would be the best deal ever. We are willing to spend 5% of our sovereign wealth which is billions to achieve a UN seat. Having said that how could that translate a victory for Tiawan?

Somaliland: If you are willing to pay, we could get two dozen Africans, and then repeat the same plot in Latin America places like Guatemala, El Salvador, Peru and son. Within few years we could get 50 countries who would recognize Somaliland.

Taiwan: of course., but you did not answer my question. How could that benefit us?

Somaliland: WE will become one united country before we start the journey. When we get the recognition you will get too. A vote of recognition for Somaliland will be a UN seat for Tiawan.

Taiwan: What should we call that country?

Somaliland: didn't we said earlier? It will be called SomTaiwa.

Taiwan: We like the idea but we want our name Taiwan to be before yours. Like TaiwaSom. It is only fair since we are bankrolling the whole campaign.

Somaliland: give us a minute, we have to discuss about this new development of the name, because we assumed SomTaiwa was the name we agreed upon. 

Well, now the debate had started among the delegation. Minister Faratoon and another one from west Burco insisted that we are not willing to lose the Somali word in this name change. Dr. Edna and Ahmed Yasin who are close to Biixi disagreed. They said, " We do not mind losing this Somali thing, because some us had even had  thought many years ago that instead of calling us the colonial name  Somaliland , we should have called ourselves Maandeeq or even Shankaroonland.

Saleebaan Gaal who did not say a word in all this debate , stood up and said, I can not allow Somaliland to be swallowed by these small eyed people, let us go home and debate this back home in Somaliland.

Dr. Edna jumped and said, " how do you intend to debate this in a public forum?

Saleebaan Gaal: we will tell the people the usual lie and explain that Taiwan is willing to make economic integration and future free trade with us.

The delegation went back to the room and told the Taiwanese, " we will be back" and left.

Folks, the debate continues.

 

 

 

 

 

Nice parody..

Keep ‘em coming.

[cadnaan1]

Galbeedi sxb don't give them ideas and don't underestimate the desperation of the reer qawdhan.

Wax walba ayaa ka suurtowda reerkan 

[Xaaji Xunjuf]

Cadnaan walanweynta kheyrna kama suurtoowdo. Naftoodana uma fiiicna. Magaca somalida na wey ceebeyeen. 

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

On 7/7/2020 at 10:50 PM, galbeedi said:

 

A Somaliland delegation led by foreign minister Mr. Faratoon, had proposed a union with Republic of China (Taiwan). For the Taiwanese , since they do not share a border with Somaliland , it was a welcome joke, but the minister insisted that sharing borders with another country is not a requirement for this union to happen. He suddenly put on the table a document signed by his president and told the audience to be serious and hear him out.

The Taiwanese hosts were shocked how serious the minister was and decided to give him the floor.  Minister Faratoon acknowledged the seriousness of the issue and said he have to stand up to deliver the sales pitch of the century. As he begun his sermon and the merits of this union, Dr. Edna who was sitting beside him sensed that Mr. Faratoon was some what hesitating in his delivery, and jumped to eloquently set the stage. As she sat down, another member of the delegation Ahmed Yasin,  jumped to the fray and said, " as the speaker of Somaliland parliament" ( he is not the speaker but the deputy , but what do the Chinese juniors know) and said we got your  General Assembly seat in silver plate.

The delegation explained the steps to be taken to achieve a seat at the UN for the united countries of SomTaiwa. Here are the steps:

Somaliland: First, Taiwan have to spend money for Somaliland recognition in Africa. Since everyone is saying Africans should be first decide if Somaliland is to be recognized, we will buy African votes within the African Union. THere are already enough candidates willing to recognize us if the price is right. South Sudan, Guinea, Gambia, Chad, Kenya are among those who could give as the first votes.

Taiwan: How much money does it take to buy these votes?

Somaliland: Few hundred million dollars..

Taiwan: that is a bargain. less than a billions for a UN seat, that would be the best deal ever. We are willing to spend 5% of our sovereign wealth which is billions to achieve a UN seat. Having said that how could that translate a victory for Tiawan?

Somaliland: If you are willing to pay, we could get two dozen Africans, and then repeat the same plot in Latin America places like Guatemala, El Salvador, Peru and son. Within few years we could get 50 countries who would recognize Somaliland.

Taiwan: of course., but you did not answer my question. How could that benefit us?

Somaliland: WE will become one united country before we start the journey. When we get the recognition you will get too. A vote of recognition for Somaliland will be a UN seat for Tiawan.

Taiwan: What should we call that country?

Somaliland: didn't we said earlier? It will be called SomTaiwa.

Taiwan: We like the idea but we want our name Taiwan to be before yours. Like TaiwaSom. It is only fair since we are bankrolling the whole campaign.

Somaliland: give us a minute, we have to discuss about this new development of the name, because we assumed SomTaiwa was the name we agreed upon. 

Well, now the debate had started among the delegation. Minister Faratoon and another one from west Burco insisted that we are not willing to lose the Somali word in this name change. Dr. Edna and Ahmed Yasin who are close to Biixi disagreed. They said, " We do not mind losing this Somali thing, because some us had even had  thought many years ago that instead of calling us the colonial name  Somaliland , we should have called ourselves Maandeeq or even Shankaroonland.

Saleebaan Gaal who did not say a word in all this debate , stood up and said, I can not allow Somaliland to be swallowed by these small eyed people, let us go home and debate this back home in Somaliland.

Dr. Edna jumped and said, " how do you intend to debate this in a public forum?

Saleebaan Gaal: we will tell the people the usual lie and explain that Taiwan is willing to make economic integration and future free trade with us.

The delegation went back to the room and told the Taiwanese, " we will be back" and left.

Folks, the debate continues.

 

 

 

 

 

  

Only from the deepest part of the marqaamid session at marfishes would produce a ludicrous, absurd idea like this. Laakiin lama yaabaayi, desperation plus non-stop marqaamid of 30 years of wasteland ayaa keentay waxaan.