Cara. Posted May 30, 2007 Should I? Oh what the hell. Einstein's theory of relativity: If Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it. Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He eats the bees. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands. Now they're just the Islands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gordon Gekko Posted May 30, 2007 This is entertaining My top 5: 1. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 2. Chuck Norris is the reason why Usama bin laden is hiding. 3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 4. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is. 5. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up - he's pushing the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedSea Posted May 30, 2007 Chuck Noris not only sucks but blows big time. There you have it. His movies I am talking about. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Urban Posted May 31, 2007 *Roundhouse kicks mr: red sea* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedSea Posted June 1, 2007 ^ lol..Dude, I am alot heck taller than that. lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cara. Posted June 1, 2007 Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar Posted June 1, 2007 Meesha Chuck Norris mucaaradkiis ileen waaka buuxeen. Ninkaas, though, must have some fans otherwise he wouldn't have lasted this. Some jilaa aan u qalmin acting: Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, Van Damme and Martin Lawrence. Old favourite actors Soomaalida ka heli jireen oo laga fiirsan jiray old Shaneemo Nasar, Shaneemo Xamar, Shaneemo Banaadir, Shaneemo Shantaraale and Shaneemo Misiyoone I used to hear (and how Soomaalis changed their names): Faranka Neero [Franco Nero], Kalint Istuud [Clint Eastwood] and Lee van Cleef [Liibaan] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ariadne Posted June 1, 2007 Have you ever heard of guys who are soo tough they eat nails for breakfast well Chuck Norris goes grocery shopping at the hardware store Chuck Norris is not afriad of the dark, the dark is afraid of him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cara. Posted June 1, 2007 f you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
