BOB Posted February 28, 2005 I know you are bored so have fun and answer these questions, will you? 1-When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? 2- What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way? 3- What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? 4- If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? 5- If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - Is he still wrong? 6- What was the best thing before sliced bread? 7- If quitters never win and winners never quit, what f@@l came up with, "Quit while you’re ahead"? 8- How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges? 9- Everyone has a photographic memory; it's just that some of us are out of film. True or false? 10- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway. True or false and why? Peace, Love & Unity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Salma Posted February 28, 2005 1- Humanzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 2- Interesting.. lemme first imagine how the Humans will look like if they can bent their knees the other way :rolleyes: 3- Leave the Nature alone :mad: 4- Neither.. let's say he will be very fast and people will stop saying stup!d jokes about poor turtles :mad: 5- That doesn't change the explicit fact that Men are always wrong with/without the Wonderfull Women 6- Un-sliced bread 7- Someone who never heard of this saying b4. 8- Much deeper than these thoughts. As if the sponges are doing great job. 9- False, Some even don't have any memory. 10- False, if its not taken seriously then i guess we should remove these three words (Peace, love & Unity) from our life. Answers were given by a Serious Curious. Deep thoughts needs deep comments, Iam so exhausted, I squeezed my brain cells and worked very hard...I've given the best of me.. I need to rest now, Salam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
checkmate Posted February 28, 2005 Lemme have a go at this. 1) CheeseFreeze 2) A master piece 3) A Cry for argentina 4) Naked (cuz their heinies get apparent noh) 5) Yes, he's wrong ( cuz ONLY krazy men talk in the forests) 6) Canjeelo 7) The same F@@ls who came up with "If quitters never win and winners never quit" 8) Very Very deep 9) True 10) Am NOT even gonna dignify this question with a response **ouukh** asxantu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shyhem Posted March 1, 2005 1-Oh sh!t, no flash please NI99A about to melt. 2-How about looking like Riach. 3-You call crocodile hunter and say damn,thats what am talking about. 4-If he doesn't have a shell,than he must be ahomeless BP WORKER 5-yes,what on earth is aman doing in the forest by himself. 6-I don't know,maybe sex 7-Adrunk English man! 8-I guess as deep as they can get.I hope u ain't talking about SpongeBobs. 9-False,Only taxi drivers have photographic memory. 10-what do u mean by nobody gets alive,how about babies and they are always serious with life coz they start with acry and a badd azz fist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J.Lee Posted March 1, 2005 When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Meeeeeeeee! 2- What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way? Very wierd 3- What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? Call the Endangered Plant Society Hotline 4- If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? What do you think? 5- If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - Is he still wrong? This Q is pointless, Men are always wrong 6- What was the best thing before sliced bread? English Muffin 7- If quitters never win and winners never quit, what f@@l came up with, "Quit while you’re ahead"? Who ever came up with English Idioms....A English Bloke or Maybe An American Dude 8- How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges? How bad do you want to find out? 9- Everyone has a photographic memory; it's just that some of us are out of film. True or false? False, How in tarnation can you put a Film in your brain? 10- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway. True or false and why? False, Nabi Ciise got out Alive plus if you don't take life seriously...You gon' be signing it's is "Hot in Herre" where you can't take your clothes off Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faarax-Brawn Posted March 1, 2005 Damn.This is deep. Pass the Joint. 1-When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? A: GUM. 2- What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way? A:Chair? 3- What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? A: Eat Both of Them.(what?) 4- If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? A: I'd say the Niggga is Naked. 5- If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - Is he still wrong? A:Of coz hes wrong.(whats he doing in the forest w/out a woman?) 6- What was the best thing before sliced bread? A: Weed. 7- If quitters never win and winners never quit, what f@@l came up with, "Quit while you’re ahead"? A: Puff Puff and Pass yo.I] 8- How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges? A: You will find out when i throw you off my yatch.Jigga Wha? 9- Everyone has a photographic memory; it's just that some of us are out of film. True or false? A: Am not part of 'You' folks. 10- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway. True or false and why? [A: More weed.Pleaase. thats too deep for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baashi Posted March 2, 2005 ^ how about three ounces of garaabo - qaat Mr. Brown...we're short of smoke bud Shaah plz...no cream for the first two! Absorbing thoughts hmm! early birds gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese! oh! why? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juba Posted March 2, 2005 Originally posted by Brown: Damn.This is deep. Pass the Joint. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
