The Ku Lax Klan syndrome

[Fabregas_Bruv]

After lengthy research and scientific behavioural analysis of Somalis,Sheikhspeare Fabregas ibn Cushitawi, the Somaliaonline thoroughbred Islamic peace activist, has come to the conclusion that some segments of Somali society are suffering from what the sheikhspeare has diagnosed as the "The Ku Lax Klan syndrome". This groundbreaking research could change the way Somalis view themselves on the interworld. Cushitic media explains:

 

 

The black lax lives as a minority in the world of the white lax. A war between dotted black laxs and stripped blacks laxs destroyed their own land. The culture and power of the white lax is far more dominant. The flaws and crimes of the black are highlighted by the white lax media. This makes the black lax feel as though they actively need to change the image of their own lax. Black lax starts to imitate and act out the culture of the white lax. However, the white lax media blames the black lax as a whole community for the errors of a minority. Black Lax feels that, no matter how much they try to integrate, assimilate and imitate, the white lax overwhelmingly sees the black lax as part of the black lax culture. Due to frustration and pain, the black lax, then, engages in a process of self hatred, vilification, mocking, ridicule and chastisment of other black laxs. Some may go so far as trying note to intermingle or make friends with black laxs. In the end the black lax becomes more xenophobic to fellow Black laxs then the most xenophobic of white laxs. The black lax are men of the cloth and not men of the spirit, as Mumia Abu Jamal explains

[N.O.R.F]

 

Quite true.

 

I would recommend these laxs travel outside of their zones a little.

[Khayr]

Ku Lax Klan syndrome

 

- Those infected with it also develop an inability to count and possible dyslexia e.g. 2+2 = 1

 

- Also, they develop a great deal of laziness and cyncism about their condition.

[Abu-Salman]

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What has been overlooked but is the root cause of all that, black lax have such an ego and think of themselves as way more lerned or smarter than they are.

 

Apart from studying original Islamic works, they could have tried and learned about authentic world history in more depth as well as other objective intellectual works (sciences, geography, health etc) though that may have prerequirements and a different mindset than their usual entertainment (music & girls, video-games & films, trips and low-level Western litterature).

 

There is no coincidence in the fact that those with those complexes have such levels of general knowledge or intellectual focus and may have literally being over-awed when transported from a refugee camp to a metropolis in some cases...

[Khayr]

may have literally being over-awed when transported from a refugee camp to a metropolis in some cases...

I just got an image of those Aliens from District 9.

[Napoleon]

It's spelled clan not klan.