Aaliyyah Posted May 17, 2009 Geedi returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his Father. " Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am a Somali?" "No son, that's because you are intelligent. " Gaawe seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am a Somali ??" "No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father. Happy with the answer! Geedi poses another question to his father, "Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am a Somali ??" The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old." LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kamaavi Posted May 18, 2009 Lol, nice one Aliya. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BOB Posted May 18, 2009 Monkey Business: A white guy with a monkey goes to a park to relax...a black guy with a batch of bananas also goes to the same park to do the same thing...after a while the black guy wants to go to the toilet and asks for the white dude to look after his bananas and he accepts. on his way back, he finds all his bananas eaten up and when he asks the white guy to explain, the white guy says to him "Don't look at me mate, it's your brother who did that" and the black guy quitely sits down. After some time the white guy wants to go to the toilet and asks the black dude to look after his monkey. When the white guy comes back he finds his monkey dead, furious, he asks the black guy what happened to his monkey and the black dude calmly replies "Don't involve yourself in this, it's family affair and you must stay out of it". Monkey Business @ Newtown Civic Theatre... Peace, Love & Unity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaliyyah Posted May 18, 2009 LOL@Don't involve yourself in this, it's family affair and you must stay out of it". Great Joke!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar Posted May 19, 2009 Afsoomaali ayaa laga dhigay miyaa this joke. I see. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kamaavi Posted May 20, 2009 I've got one that you may like Sabriya. A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, “Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, “What would you like to talk about?” “Oh, I don't know,” said the stranger. “Since you are a Negro, do you think that So-called President Elect Barak Obama is qualified for the job?” and he smiles. “OK”, she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass -. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?” The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss President Barak Obama.... when you don't know sh*t?” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms DD Posted May 20, 2009 No political correctness on SOL ..i see Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bint hamid Posted May 20, 2009 LOOOOL@when you don't know sh*t? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emperor Posted May 20, 2009 Hahaha, nice one BOB, that was original Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaliyyah Posted May 21, 2009 horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass -. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?” looooooool that was funny.. tnx for sharing!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BOB Posted May 21, 2009 A woman didn’t want her female dog to mate with her neighbours male dogs, the only way to stop it was to rub petrol on her dog’s buttocks! her little son was watching as she did this. One day she forgot to do her daily task, so when she came home in the afternoon she asked her son if the dog had gone out, the little guy replied ‘Yes Mom she went out. I don’t know where but you forgot to fill her tank with petrol and it seems she got stuck somewhere, but don’t worry though Mom, because I saw the neighbour’s dog towing our dog home. PS. I was told this joke by an indian guy who owned a pet shop and every time I see a pet shop he comes to my mind...naughty bugger. Peace, Love & Unity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hassan_B Posted June 7, 2009 Here is another... There was a man in his house and just prepared his lunch and it was all ready. And he said to himself, oh man it is time to pray I should pray before I miss it. And then just after he made the takbir, a cat came into his house and was about to eat his food. Unable to do anything else he said very loudly: PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS millah ir-rahmaani ir-rahiim! That cat ran away and he continued with his prayer with his lunch safe and sound. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaliyyah Posted June 7, 2009 LOL Talow ma adigu aha? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
