Fikrada Gebedha Bikro ma Tahay....

[Jacaylbaro]

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[Ismahaan]

""NAA WAAYAABEE, MANA YARA EE, BAL ISURURI"

qax qax qax qax kursiga ka dhacay anoo assigment gayga qoraya thanks to KOol kat

[umu zakaria]

Virginity sympolizes purity.

 

wahahahahahahah@nuune, walee waa habaaranyahay.

 

Lakaiin ragiinaan waad iskugu faantaan how many u did before marriage and when u messed around oo daashay, u demand a clean untourched one! how unfair? where do u think all those aad la dhuumaashaaleeyseen went? they r ur future wives ofcourse.

 

Waxaan la yaabaa laakiin, everygirl i know claims to be virgin, all of them and i know alot, so who the hell gets......?! while every somali man claims alot of experiance? ma mid kaliyaa taloow. u will get what u deserve.

[Jacaylbaro]

Waxaan la yaabaa laakiin, everygirl i know claims to be virgin, all of them and i know alot, so who the hell gets......?! while every somali man claims alot of experiance? ma mid kaliyaa taloow

Nice calculation

[Ismahaan]

Waxaan la yaabaa laakiin, everygirl i know claims to be virgin, all of them and i know alot, so who the hell gets......?! while every somali man claims alot of experiance? ma mid kaliyaa taloow

 

 

answer: yaa og hee laakiin for sure farahs waa iska fanaan iyagoon waxba meesha ku haayn. Teeda kale why why why somalida waxa xaraantaa ugu fanaan?? sida gabartaas baan saan ku sameeyay, i was doing macsi the other day with this xalima, ninkaan waa geesi (murder) etc.....

i tho in qofka muslim kaa ah sida allah faray uusan dadka fasahaadin waxa xuna wax wanaagsan oo lagu faano ka dhigin.. somalida dadkooda seems in aayba waxa xun aad uga helaan iyo fasahada intooda badan

doesn,.t make a sense to me :rolleyes:

[Castro]

Originally posted by Ghanima:

Siidan sii maahee, put a lid on it. :rolleyes: I starting to thing that "men's" section is needed after all. Akhaas. Being vulgar and X-rated is just distasteful and

Ciyaal suuqnimo

Can you believe this? I'm as stunned as you are, Ghanima. These people have no shame, atheer.

 

Ever watched an episode of Family Guy? Here's one of the funniest quotes from that show:

 

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

 

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

"Bikro" maxaa la dhahaana, aniga ma qaangaarinee. War barbaar soo koreyso aa ku jirto meesha ee noo micneeya waxyaabahaan qaarkood.

 

Bakar lee maqli jiree, bikro maa soo baxday. Magac miyaana? Abuubikro?

[Kool_Kat]

^Ee tan kuugu horeyso naag amaaba kala goysaa...Bisinka...Hortaa nuur aboow...Mugoo ha xagxagan lee, hana qaniinin, karbuunona qaado...

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

You are right. Sax. Naag xaa ii geynaayo anoo u jeedo gabar, waliba "bikro" ah.

 

Xagxagasho kulahaa, waala isfiiqfiiqaa waliba. Yac, yareey, mahaan jiil aa ka buuxo haka shiixsiin.

[Tuujiye]

ar leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! were is la taliyaasha SOL!!! ar hadihii ceeb yaaqee..wa kunta tacalaa wili soo qulqul hinaa mahaan!!!

 

LoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL@ nuune walaahi waa waalan tahay..lol.. adoomoo meeqo sheeko aa isoo xasuusisay yaaqee looooooooooooooooool "ceesaan yaroo mina shaakariina baaba"

 

JB looooooooooooool

 

Uma Zakariyaa !!! looool kaalay aniba waa is weydiiyaa waxaas markaste..bajaq kaste hadii ee dheheeso wiligee mininkee balaq malaga dafin, hee yaa laga marjiye mid hee?? su'aalul qatari saanaa waaye ma is dhahday lol...

 

Waraa I have so much stories but I think is little R rated so I'm gonna keep it away from lots of vergin ears in here...lol..

 

Wareer Badanaa!!!

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

Waraa Tuujka adigana xaa kusoo jeediye. Maan, Reer Kanada lee sidii cirfiid camal usoo jeedaan, maraxiinta.

[Tuujiye]

^^ adiga iska hadal.. aniga reer west coast aan ahay hada marax yahoo.. adoo kale oo waqti wiido ku jiro maa ii qabtaa

 

 

Wareer Badanaa!!!

[Kool_Kat]

^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...You are killing me walahi...Hadaa Carbi kamaa Carbi yaah...

 

MMA, wax kasto oo dhaco, karbuuno lee ha iloobin - ama naag, ama gabar, ama islaan taa aadidbo...Jiil kaan aa dhohoysid meeshey ka buuxaan, ameybo toban iyo labo talaabo iga horeeyaan...You can actully learn a thing or two from them...Just weydii lee...

[Tuujiye]

adi maa seexatid kaalay!! jini cirfiid waaxid.... isha farta iska gali hadii hurdo kaa imaan weyso.. iyadoo saqajaanimo teesto iyo looto kugu soo tuureyso aa arkee markaas aa dag dhehee nooh!!

 

 

Wareer Badanaa!!!

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

Karbuuno, karbuuno iyo tooshka aa iga daba wadid maxaa waaye. Yareey, adigoo dhalan aa "rigoore" ciyaari jiray aniga, goolashana afar afar u dhalin jiray. No need for toosh, mugdi walaa iftiin goolka si salxan loo dhalin jiray. Macaleesh.

 

Tuujka, waraa sariirtii maa dhagax baraf ku noqotay?