David Letterman - Somali Pirate Top Ten List

[Ismahaan]

letterman-somali prate top ten list

 

10. This city is more dangerous than downtown Mogadishu.

9. It's like my own episode of "Gossip Girl."

8. Maybe Madonna will adopt me.

7. If I don't get a corned beef on rye soon, I'm gonna plotz!

6. How can I meet Zac Efron?

5. Go Niners!

4. Any chance of getting "Jersey Boys" tickets?

3. This would be a pretty sweet trip if it weren't for the handcuffs and jail.

2. Why the hell are these people lining up to see Letterman?

1. You charge $40 for parking, and I'm the pirate?

 

#8 is hilarious, i like it.

[Aaliyyah]

lol I think number 1 and 3 are hilarious too...

 

miskiin guy though I hope he goes back home safe and goes back to school. I just listened to somali news in one of those somali sites. His mom said he's 16, I mean he might not look like 16 but who knows. And they were like the father said another age whys that, she goes we are divorced so he knows nothing about his son's age lol. Anyways, I hope he goes back to school and makes something of his life.

 

salaam

[N.O.R.F]

I don't get nos. 9, 6, 5 and 4

[Cara.]

^American TV shows, sports teams, celebs. Eg, San Franscisco 49ers (the Niners) are big rivals of the New York Giants, that's why the audience laughs in shock.

[AfricaOwn]

^^^Aren't you a brit yourself? I'm suprised that you were able to answer him lol

[STOIC]

^^^

Cara, lives in New Jersey....I saw her the other day at a train station, but she refused to acknowledged my head nod thinking I was a homeless layabout asking for a penny!

[AfricaOwn]

The odds of spotting any xalimos in New Jersey is slim. They're out in connectitcut lol

[N.O.R.F]

Cara, thanks. How about 9,6 and 4?

 

I have applied for a green card you see