Five Things About You

[Legend of Zu]

^^^ U forgot your addiction to Pepsi!!

[Valenteenah.]

^ Not any longer. I am under strict doctor's orders to stay off anything fizzy or acidic. I have been clean for a month now.

 

 

Five things I miss:-

 

Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi, Pepsi and Pepsi!

[MR ORGILAQE]

Five things you have done.

 

Climbed Kilimanjaro,Longonot,Snowdonia,drove through the Alps,and camped in a national Park

Five things you have never done.

I havent been to the moon yet

Five jobs you have held.

Trucker

Mechanic

Programmer

Manager

Director

Five insecurities

Wake up one morning and realise i havent been a good father

Five people you have loved

Father

mother

siblings

wife

children

 

Five cars you have owned

Renault Laguna

BMW 520

Mercedes se

Chrysler Voyager

Land cruiser

five places i have lived

 

Kenya,tanzania

UK,UAE Somalia,Zambia

five things i have owned five orgis

[- Femme -]

5 Animals I wish I had as pets:

 

- Horse

- Cat

- Monkey

- Snake

- Man

[Jacpher]

Originally posted by La Femme:

 

5 Animals I wish I had as pets:

 

- Horse

- Cat

- Monkey

- Snake

- Man

Man as a pet? I don’t think they can be domesticated

[Nephissa]

Originally posted by Aeronwen:

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1)

Salary. I am not even paid close to what I should be earning for the amount of work I do. :mad:

We'r in it together; So overworked, and underpaid. Makes me wanna shouttttt! arrrgggg.

 

Ok, Five things about me:

 

1) I won't answer the second line when I'm on the phone.

 

2) It takes a lot to Piss Me off. But when I do.. I have been known to clear a room or two.

 

3) I stare back the guys who stare at me, until they look away.

 

(Hmmmm, what else)

 

4) I once stabbed my brother in the ear with a banana. Luckily it was over ripe and did no real damage.

 

5) No one's ever called me boring..yet!

Oh I should add that I'm a straight shooter, at times blunt, but I usually say what I think in the nicest way.

 

and I love to do this

[Professor.]

5 Places Where I'd Like to Live

 

1. New York City

2. Sydney

3. London

4. Bermuda

5. Los Angeles

[-Lily-]

5. i love italian opera

4. wish for a horse rather than a bmw or mercedes.

3. when will i get a career?

2. im writing a novel, im almost done

1. i hate hospitals

[Xalimopatra]

5. Now that I know Quruxley is taller than me, I'm disgusted with my height, or rather lack of. (Thank you very much!)[/QB]

Naa macaanto try telling me that when I'm franticly searching lo and beyond for a pair of TopShop tall jeans that fit right!!!!!Damn white chicks and they flat futos and non existant badhis!!!

[sheherazade]

^LoL.

 

Five things I've done

Walked into a lamp post(still hear the 'ding')

Motorbiked through mountains(u haven't lived until u've done this)

Scared strangers on the streets(one man nearly had a myocardial infarction last week courtesy of me)

Fooled complete strangers into asking me to marry them(or their son, their grandson, their brother) by doing nothing

Almost finished a story that I'll submit to a publisher(procrastination is a dog)

[Sky]

Originally posted by Aeronwen:

^ Not any longer. I am under strict doctor's orders to stay off anything fizzy or acidic. I have been clean for a month now.

Did the Pepsi cause you frequent dhuuso killer attacks? I'm fully aware that this isn't a charming question by the way.

 

I knew this intiguing fella who always released his gas no matter the circumstances of that particular moment. When I asked why he just can't hold his gas till he finds a toilet and leave bystanders' noses at peace, he replied; "If I hold in my gas, my butt will grow so large and full with gas, that ultimately my butt will explode."

[Valenteenah.]

^ Wax weyn baa kugu khaldan adiga.

 

 

I quit pepsi because I was in the process of developing a stomach ulcer.

[MR ORGILAQE]

Did the Pepsi cause you frequent dhuuso killer attacks? I'm fully aware that this isn't a charming question by the way

 

There goes my lunch.Did you have to do that SKY

Dont you know you are addressing a SOMALI crowd and we tend not to like GASSES of ALL TYPES and SMELLS.

[MR ORGILAQE]

Originally posted by Quruxleey:

quote:

5. Now that I know Quruxley is taller than me, I'm disgusted with my height, or rather lack of. (Thank you very much!)

Naa macaanto try telling me that when I'm franticly searching lo and beyond for a pair of TopShop tall jeans that fit right!!!!!Damn white chicks and they flat futos and non existant badhis!!! [/QB]

Hubba Bubba

[-Serenity-]

1 Reason why its gr8 to be me.

 

1. I’m exempted from home-chores. The girl’s gotta study

 

2 Reasons why it sucks not to be mod anymore

 

1. The curiosity is killing me…what the hell happens in the ‘staff office’?

2. I cant tell who is who anymore. If you change your nick, you’re a newbie to me and free from any preconceived prejudices I’ve towards ur old nick.

 

3 Reasons I miss my job

 

1. I’ve become a total hermit. No after work socializing or meeting friends. I’ve been home for a whole week.

2. Post-its – miss those funny post-its ‘dumb and dumber’ used to leave on my desk most morning.

3. Surfing SOL and the net guiltlessly all day…

 

4 things I must get done ASAP

 

1. Book the damn driving test already!

2. Organize myself.

3. Buy my dad the books! I just know he is gonna call today and ask.

4. Join the gym and the badminton team immediately. I desperately need to increase my stamina. Sitting on my behind this many hours cant be good.

 

5 things I simply must S-T-O-P if I’ve any shot at succeeding in life

 

1. Procrastinating (Stop thinking about it.. do it!)

2. Depending on my forever failing memory (electronic organizers?)

3. Surfing the net for leisure

4. Eating at the wrong times or not eating at all.

5. Being up myself (Yes, I admit).