Five Things About You

[Professor.]

Make a list of five things about you.

 

Examples: Five things you have done. Five things you have never done. Five jobs you have held. Five insecurities. Five people you have loved/love/crush on.Five things that have happened to you. Five cars you have owned. Five places you have lived. Five reasons you won't contribute to this thread.

 

List anything from the mundane to the sublime.

[Xalimopatra]

Killed a lizard on holiday last month (Istagrfullah)

 

Ran my housephone bill up to £500 (aka $1000) back in my dhoocilo high school days.....Seemed like important sheeko at the time until I recieved the punishment from hooyo..Dismayed and disappointed Silence..The worst punishment wallahi.

 

Helped a Xalimo give birth to a beautiful daughter.I got to name her too.'Jameela Asli'(2 names is a fashion thing in Laas Caanood dont ask why :rolleyes: )

 

 

I have baaaaaaad bouts of insomnia and as you can already gather I'm a bit of a talker.....God help the man who ends up with me.

 

Umm....I'm a giant.....5"11 Alxamdulilaah!

[J.Lee]

1. I'm a genius

2. I'm in love with myself.

3. My life is like a pocketful of awesome

4. I love this "Graemlin"

5. Now that I know Quruxley is taller than me, I'm disgusted with my height, or rather lack of. (Thank you very much!)

 

I haven't owned 5 cars much less one however, I do drive a car that belongs to me but I don't own it.

 

I don't have any insecurties, I'm a perfect imperfection.

 

Oh. I'm sick and tired of being a teen. Ageism anyone? Good Golly Ms.Molly. Get off my back with that age, and akhli nonsense.

[Professor.]

"Umm....I'm a giant.....5"11 Alxamdulilaah! "

 

Green Giant....ha ha ha....i love that commercial...

 

 

Wordette...stop day dreaming.

 

 

Five Questions I Was Asked While Walking Only Eight Blocks This Afternoon in pioneer square seattle...

 

- "Can you spare any change today?"

 

- "God bless you, spare change?"

 

- "Spare change?"

 

- "HAVE YOU GOT A MINUTE TO TALK ABOUT CLEAN WATER?"

 

- "Spare any change today, sir?"

[Baluug]

Trust me Prof,that discussion about clean water would've led to the topic of money...

 

1. I own not one,but two piece-of-crap vehicles.

 

2. I love diet coke and don't drink coffee or tea too much.

 

3.I love the show "The Critic".That was one funny a$$ show and it's too bad they didn't make more than just 2 seasons.

 

4.I love hockey,but I think most of you guys know that already.

 

5.I can't understand why we can't find camel meat in N. America.I mean they can import veggies and fruits from overseas,why not meat?

[Strawberry_Xu]

Five things random things about me:

 

1). I pretend I'm in a musical when people aren't looking (actually, I do it even if they are).

 

2). I stalked a famous footballer once and went to his house. Ran away before he could catch me, my friend was luckier. She got yelled at by that beauty of a man.

 

3). I'm paranoid about things being stuck in my nose.

 

4). I've had over a 100 driving lessons, and I still don't have my license.

 

5). I am the Master of Russian Accents!

 

 

Posted by Wordette:

5. Now that I know Quruxley is taller than me, I'm disgusted with my height, or rather lack of. (Thank you very much!)

Never look up dear, always look down your nose. Look at all those people who are shorter than you, concentrate on them, make it your life's work to stand next to them. Make them suffer in your shadow, remind them every day there's no hope for them.

 

I'll be damned if that doesn't raise your self-esteem (from what I gather, you don't really need to anyway).

[Janna]

1. I have an obession with cars (Not normal for a girl)

 

2. Would like to become a Psychologist to treat people who are suffering from tribalism. Would like to become a Teacher to educate children in Somalia. Would like to become the Health Minister of Somalia (Inshallah I will). Would like to become a Entrepreneur.

 

3. I'm slowly showing the symptoms of anti-social behaviour.

 

4. Favourite movie: A Beautiful Mind

 

5. Dream car: Lamborghini or Ferrari

[Animal Farm]

I’ll give you one answer in each list you’ve asked for.

 

 

Five things you have done.

 

I graduate from High School, never thought that would happen.

 

Five things you have never done.

 

Graffiti a train in Europe/Japan

 

Five jobs you have held.

 

Graphic Designer

 

Five insecurities.

 

Hell or Heaven?

 

Five people you have loved.

 

-- love is overrated, but I have worried about people, is that love?

 

Five things that have happened to you.

 

Be in a plane crash

 

Five cars you have owned.

 

Never owned a car, but does a bike count?

 

Five places you have lived.

 

A refugee camp in Kenya.

 

Five reasons you won't contribute to this thread.

 

I did contribute

[Medulla Oblongata]

Five things you have done.

I disected:

-a piglet

-a rat

-a goat (for Eidul Adha of course)

-a frog

and most disgusting of all

-a roach

Five things you have never done

I haven't gone:

-bungee jumping

-sky diving

-canoeing and kayaking

-scuba diving

-hunting

Five jobs you have held.

I perfer not to comment

Five insecurities.

-fire

-water

-small spaces

-death

-life

Five people you have loved/love/crush on

-Me

-Myself

-I

-Moi

-Yo

-Aniga

Five things that have happened to you

-I tumbled down a hill

-got chased by five over growned dogs

-was stalked by a psycho

-was attacked by a monkey

-got into a hit and run

Five cars you have owned

-Dodge Caravan

-Nissan Quest

-Toyota Camary

-Honda Accord

-Ford Explorer

Five places you have lived

-Nervous system

-Spinal Cord

-Mothers womb

-My room

-Brainstem

Five reasons you won't contribute to this thread.

-attack of the boredom

-case of boredom

-files of boredom

-tales of boredom

-sheekoyinka boredomka ku sasbsan

[Sky]

Just one per Q:

 

Five things you have done.

I have ran naked and wet through the streets of Mogadishu.

 

...I was 2 and a half years old then and took a sprint when I was being washed and my mum wasn't looking for a sec. The maid caught me after two blocks.

Five things you have never done.

Start on time with studying for tests. I always start last minute and it works for me. I don't have to graduate with honours, just gimme the damn paper and I'm happy.

Five jobs you have held.

Internship in a big shot firm. It was quite an experience. I had a big fight with the staff over the coffee machine. Its a long story, but their glad my azz is gone now.

Five insecurities.

Eternity in the afterlife. Forever, forever-ever, forever-ever?????

Five people you have loved.

The usual folks na mean.

Five things that have happened to you.

My phone fell out of my pocket in a rollercoaster once from the highest point. I was devastated, I was numb for the rest of the ride. Didn't even know it was my phone initially, I thought it was a black bird till my friends showed me. All I could think of was "Alxamdulillaah nobody got a phone smacked on his/her head". Guess what, Allah heard that and within a week my phone was sent with no scratches at all. It fell on grass, that's why.

Five cars you have owned.

That's a weird story. I own a Toyota Landcruiser VX in Somalia, but here I drive other people's cars. But Laankruusars are so cheap over there, you gotta cash in with the deal na mean.

Five reasons you won't contribute to this thread.

Say what? :confused:

[Valenteenah.]

Five perfect moments:

 

5) Catching the train on time

 

4) Curling up on the couch and watching a DVD during a boring Sunday.

 

3) Purchasing a perfect pair of shoes.

 

2) Dining in a lovely restaurant on a warm, balmy evening.

 

1) Laughing hysterically with a loved one.

[Mombasa_QUEEN]

mmmmh

 

 

five things about my self would be,i'm crazy iam a wacko,im inlove with a oromo men, iam genius,down to earth ever1 loves me coz i be me, and i love my self.

[Janna]

Originally posted by Mombasa_QUEEN:

 

,im inlove with a oromo men,

[nafta]

Five things that make me mad

 

1. People who fart and accuse other's (just own up, no one's gas smells like hugo boss)

 

2. People who press the elevator button repeatedly (it's not gonna come any faster, if ur that impatient take the bleeding stairs)

 

3. The alarm clock

 

4. Other drivers. (just because someone is a learner-driver does not mean you have a right to honk your horn loudly or over take)

 

5. Putting in my contacts ( I know it's a lost cause after the 7th try)

[Valenteenah.]

Five reasons why I hate my job:-

 

5) The endless meetings. Spending half a day in meetings does not give you much time to do anything else.

 

4) 1 person. 8 working hours (on average). A billion tasks. The figures don't compute.

 

3) Walking 20 minutes through a deserted park every morning and evening.

 

2) The long commute. Takes 1.5-2hrs on average to get to work, inclusive of 3 train changes.

 

1) Salary. I am not even paid close to what I should be earning for the amount of work I do. :mad:

 

 

Five reason why I love it:-

 

5) My desk. It's huge.

 

4) Dynamic work. I usually get my pick of projects to work on.

 

3) Experience. There's so much variety! I am continually gaining a high level of experience which should come in very handy in the future. I'A.

 

2) Flexibility. I get to come in and leave when I please (as long as I do my core hours).

 

1) Training and Development. We have a large budget for employee development, which basically means that I get to go on as many training courses as I can find. Continually developing new skills while maintaining your existing ones should be the most important aspect of any job.