I feel like replying to this

[NGONGE]

Of the millions of people with e-mails Malik had to choose me

 

I know I should ignore him but I can't help playing along and pretending to be greedy. Any suggestions before I type out my reply?

 

Asslamualaikum

From Malik And Sister.

Abidjan, Ivory Coast.

West Africa.

Dear Respectful.

 

Warm greetings to you and your family in the name of Allah. I introduce my self to you with all faith, trust and hope you will understand to assist us not to betray us at the end.

 

I was 20 Years old boy when my father died in a gold mine in MENDE, Republic of Serria Leone .He was into legal gold minning,he has succeded in saving the sum of Ten million,five hundred thousand United State Dollars.USD($10.500,000)deposited in a Bank in Abidjan for security reason during his Business on Gold, before he went on a trip to Republic of Cote D'Ivoire West Africa near by country to our country to save his money for security reasons because of the political problem in our country.

 

Since the death of our father our step mother has been trying to kill us, she has been given us a lot of problem and she have collected every thing from us and now she still need the deposit certificate to claim this fund but I can't give this to her because is all we have to leave with. I am 22 years while my sister Fatim is 20 years old of age we still need to go to school and have a better education and start a new life. Our step mother knows that our dad has such money but she don't know where exactly the fund is been deposited.

 

Right now we are hiding in a refugee camp in Ivory Coast. Our father used my name 'Malik Ahmed'as the next of kin to the deposited fund. And we ran away with the deposit document,so nobody have access to the money now except me and my younger sister Fatim. We need help from you to asist us to transfer this money to your country for investment and who will be sincere to invite us to his country without cheating us or doing bad to us on my arrival with my sister,we are willing to offer you 15% of the total sum after the transfer of the fund to your cuntry as compensation for your effort/input.

 

Please mail me urgently to know your stands before looking for help elsewhere, you're the first person we are contacting in this isseu. Please permit me to ask, can you honestly help us as your own people and can we completely trust you? We are kindly requesting for this vital information from you if you agreed to assist us out of our problem:

 

(1) Your full name (2) Your Personal telephone number and fax(3)bank informations so that i will forward it to our late fathers bank to comence the transfer,I will also want you to tell us more about yourself in your reply to our letter to you. Thank you for your signify interest to assist me and my sister. Hoping to hear from you soon. May Allah bless you and preserve our friendship in good faith.

call me on +225071*****

Best regards

Malik And Sister

(Fatim)

[- Femme -]

How about...

 

Dear Malik:

 

You are a pus filled lesion on the hairy a$$ of humanity.

 

Respectfully yours,

Ngonge

[Johnny B]

Ask for 60% and ask him if it is ok to assasin his step mother, usually they say no to such a bid but we know what is going on , keep bargaining to 90 or 95% and ask him why he favors his Step father(you) over his step mothers.

[Naden]

Tell him that you've booked a flight to Abidjan and he and his sister should meet you at the bank.

[Cara.]

Aha.

[N.O.R.F]

I remember seeing something on the Listening Post on Al Jazeera. There is a website who specialise in how to reply and play along to their requests. They would make them feel as though they are serious about giving up their details but ask them for more info. This is where it gets interesting.

 

Web cam videos of Nigerians dancing and doing silly things were shown. One of them went to three different locations to meet someone he emailed only to get an email stating how sorry the respondent was for not turning up but asked him meet him elsewhere the next day lol. Sadly I cant remember the website.

 

By I would suggest you reply with an odd request then take it from there. Keep us informed though

[rudy-Diiriye]

just tell him to fwd his account number to rudy! i will make sure that i send back the money to him via dahabshiil...deal. kol.

 

dont forget to tell him dahabshiil can find and locate anybody in this world..

[NGONGE]

I changed my mind. Blame Cara.

 

Here is a website that tells you how to deal with such scams:

 

hmmmm

 

Here is one similar to the site that Northerner is talking about:

 

Heh

 

^^ Can't really do better than the guy above

[N.O.R.F]

^^lool

 

 

Can you top that?

[Separatist]

Couldn't do it better than Father Ted. Lol..The hand written letter shows how high-spirited these holy wankers are.

[Jacaylbaro]

I remember the first time i received such email 7yrs back ,,,,,,,,,,, i was so exited and replayed ,,, they even called me after i gave them my phone # ......... that is until a friend of mine told me what is going on

[Intel]

just got this email

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FROM OMAR FAMILY

 

116 PROES STREET, PRETORIA,

 

P.O BOX 429 PRETORIA 0001

 

 

 

 

 

I have every document that covers this money

 

 

 

Dear.

 

 

 

I know you will be surprise to receive this mail; I got your contact through the net when I was searching a reliable person who will assist my family out of this predicament here in South Africa. I am JOHN OMAR, a son of a Former minister of transport in Liberia Late Mr. SOLOMON OMAR. My father was assassinated last two years in the war zone area in Liberia government. My mother and my younger sisters are presently in South Africa, where we were granted political asylum.

 

 

 

I inherited the sum of US$20.5 Million Dollars (TWENTY MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS) from my father; this money has been successfully conveyed to me into South-Africa and was deposited in private security and finance company by my late father.

 

 

 

I have every document to this fund including my father's last WILL. My reason for contacting you is that this country is no longer a safe place for my family investment for the fear of encountering the same experience of my late father in future, based on this point we seek for your assistance as a reliable partner to do this transaction with us abroad.

 

 

 

If you are interested in assisting us to invest this money in your country or becoming my partner in business, please try to contact me on the above E-Mail Address as soon as possible. Endeavor to keep this transaction very private and confidential because it's my family life time future investment.

 

 

 

I and my mother decided to offer you 30% for assisting us,

 

 

 

Best Regard.

 

Mr. JOHN OMAR

 

FOR THE FAMILY

 

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very generous fella

[Legend of Zu]

^^^^ I think Rahima is playing prank on you ha ha ha

[Intel]

^^ maya maya sxb

khayr eebe iisoo diray weeyaan

 

6.15 million :cool:

 

shaqadeydii waa iska casiley already

[Jacaylbaro]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL