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Dhubad.   

How about this:

 

Sigaarkii waan iska joojiyay: I have stopped drinking cigaret

 

And How about this(Kisawhili to Somali):

 

Nasikiya inja: Gaajo ayaan maqlayaa (supposed to say Gaagjo ayaa i haysa)

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^ lol somalis will break any language

 

Like some somalis they tell these white people i can speak arabic. when they are asked..please speak so i can hear it.

 

"bismilahi rahmani rahim, qul huwalahu axad..."

 

they recite st8 quran' kix kix :D war ilaahay ka cabsada.

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Baluug   

Originally posted by Digaale:

damn you are phat!
Nacalatulah waad buurantahay

LOOOOOOOOOOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

I can hear you getting slapped already..........

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BN   

Originally posted by Digaale:

^since you did somali translation-
:D

 

OK maanta waxaan idiin soo gudbinayaa tarjumaad hadalo ay ku hadlaan reer "YO" waad ila garaneysaan. Muhiimadu waxay tahay inaad af garato, qaasatan hadaad dhawaan wadankan (mareykanka) soo gashay.

 

REcognize homie this is our block!

Translator :Soo dhawoow, tani waa dagaankeenii

 

Step back dude You dont me like dat'

Translator : Bal wax yar i sug ninyahay' kumaad aheyd.

 

Social

 

What u claimin'
Qabiilkee tahay

stop tha BS!
naga daa xaarka dibiga!

Is you beefin?:
Hilib lo' miyaad heysaa

you betta chill:
Qabowga ayaa kuu roon

Give me ur money foo
Lacagta keen waa isbaaro

You wanna get high
Kor na gee aan marqaanee

 

Dumarka marka ay la hadlayaan

 

Whassup gurl
Maxaa kor ah inanyahey

Hit me up:
Kor Igu dhufo

Hey shorty how u feelin?

Tan yaree gaaban sidee luguu hayaa?

Hook me up, let me get the digits
Isku keen xir (nikaax la aan) aan ku qabtee nambaradeeda keen.

damn you are phat!
Nacalatulah waad buurantahay

Keep it on the DL
Hoosta ku hayso

You wanna go out wit me?

Translator : Muku soo biyo biyeystaa? (badanaa waalidka waa mid ka qarsoon oo la is tartiibsanaayo)

 

Entertanment

 

I was bumpin hotboys remix with puff daddy it was off the chain
.

Translator : Wiilasha kulul ayaan dhageysanaayey marka ay la qasteen aabihii kuusnaa, waa sidii silsilado dad lago soo furay kale.

 

I heard 50 cent rap man he was ill fo real'

Translator :Ma maqashay konton kumi oo murmaayo, wuu jiranaa run ahaantii.

 

Com'n lets go ride on my wheels, Ama break it down to you how the real players do it.

Translator : Soo bax aan fuulnee garaangartaydii

waxaan kuu jajabinayaa sidii ciyaartoyga ookale. ouch :confused:

 

Sports:

we waz at the game, man abdi was burning them catz. i was like dat's my daawg

Translator : waxaan joognay ciyaartii, cabdi wuxuu gubay bisadihii oo idil, markaas baan iri kani waa aygeygii.

 

I hope that was helpfull' Be patient and make sure you dont use any of your fingers to point out anything or wear gaduud mise baluug meelo qaarkood.

 

peesh
:D

Looool....! Very funny. :D

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Sacdiya   

Originally posted by Red Sea Casse:

Assalamu Calaykum,

 

Good jokes diagaale indeed, although I didn't like the content of the jokes. Nevertheless, I will also tell you good joke since you started this whole thing for once.

 

Ok it goes like this,

 

Once upon a time there was this Somali lady who wanted to take the bus when she arrived at the bus stop she diddn't know if the bus had left or not, so she turned to of the poeple standing at the bus stop to ask if the bus she was looking for which was bus #18 had left.

 

The somali lady said to a guy standing near by.

 

"Hooyo bus lumber 18 xoving( moving)

she meant bus number 18 moved away.
:D

 

Another one, there was this somali lady whom was getting interviewed for some legal documents when she was asked her age and she said " I am dirty (thirty) and my husband is dirty( thirty two) too. If pronounce thirty with the American excent you will kind a get the choke. Get it.
:D

 

That's all for me.
:D

I thought the joke " i'm dirty and my wife is dirty two" an Indian man said.

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Wuxu wa imtixaan socda: he is walking examination

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

 

 

This cracked me up Walaahiiiiiiii ,,,,,,,,,, :D:D

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xaaskaygii baan furay: I opened my wife

Badda ku dhac hadaad rabto: Go into the sea if you want

Biilka keen: Bring the mathematics

walee dowlad baad tahay: you are really a government :D

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Pucca   

somalis dont kill english as much as chinese do...ever been in a tim hortons line? i swear the other day the line was held up cuz the cashier couldnt understand this chinese dude "can i 'af one laaagi dabo dabo??" what in heavens??...people in the line were offering help but the man wasnt having any of that...

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Shakti   

^^lol.. i can stand any accent but the Chinese accent.. the thing that cracks me is if u dont understand what they r saying they get mad at ya.. whats with that..lol

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