- Femme - Posted October 29, 2004 This quiz consists of four questions that tells you whether or not you are qualified to be a professional. SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANSWERS There is no need to cheat. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think like a professional. Answer the q first then go to the next. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the door. Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This question tests your foresight. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! This tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking. OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a professional. 4. There is a river that is known to have many crocodiles in it. How do you cross it? Correct Answer: Simply swim across it. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting! That completes the test! This question tests your reasoning ability. So... If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you're a true professional. Wealth awaits you. If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do but there's hope for you. If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger flipper in a fast food joint. If you answered one out of four, try selling your organs. It's the only way you will ever make any money. If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require any higher mental functions at all, such as management, politics, or law. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qac Qaac Posted October 29, 2004 lol u got me there.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- Femme - Posted October 29, 2004 Tell your scores people...or are you too embarassed I of course got perfect 4 ...It was as easy as kow laba sadix. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoVa Posted October 29, 2004 lol@@^^ cuz they 2 embarrase 2 admit that they can't hold a hight functionin' job such as managment, politics or law...i guess i'm the same as they are 2..loool...i'll be selling donuts when Somalia becomes a Country at the same time holding some paper documents that says i actually went 2 school and got' a certificate 4 no point @ all (if only i'knew this would be my prof. no need 2 attend school 4 all those hrs.) Femme plz don't put tricks like this again..lol..or many of us would drop school ASAP. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted October 29, 2004 thanks Nova, u r in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qac Qaac Posted October 29, 2004 we supposed to tell our scores.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted October 29, 2004 Honestly Qac, what was ur score, I know Nova is into Organ bizness. ps: I Have to do the test again, Cuz I didn't do it, in a wrong way I did it, flip-flop dexter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- Femme - Posted October 29, 2004 ^^hahahahah...beenlow. YOu got 0 out of 4 didnt you? No reason to be embarrased. Those jobs pay well nooh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted October 29, 2004 honestly speaking I got a good mark at first hand though I did it backwords Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- Femme - Posted October 29, 2004 Backwards? That means you looked at the score....those results are invalid.. :mad: :mad: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoVa Posted October 29, 2004 A CheeTer will always be a Cheeter!!! so shame 2 c a fellow nomad admitting that he Cheated!!!>.ugggh...this is the time aa isdili' jirtay...Go HEad NUune Hang urself from the top of ya head.... ....We'll be watchin' ya... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted October 29, 2004 so NoVa, haye ma is difaacee, waa isla nahay organ dispatchers don't wory we r a group including Qac. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kool_Kat Posted October 29, 2004 Ar igatag, balaayo aan iska dhigaaya...I couldn't answer the first on, so I let it go...Then, I couldn't answer the 2nd one, so I let it go...Then, the 3rd, I was like damnnnnn...Then came the one I thought I could answer...NOT!!! so me I got EBER, as in ZERO... ***shakes head, tells herself she's smart, then leaves*** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- Femme - Posted October 29, 2004 ^^^LOL Kat If you rearrange EBER it spells BEER. Coincidence? I think not dear. Go get drunk... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
