NoVa Posted April 25, 2003 Darman ya know what..all those scenrios are just funny'..somehow no girl should get pissed of'them...i'mean come on'..sometimes ya gotta laught at things like that lol@@Scorpian' nice come back there'..ya i like the one' where' ya want his bestfriends digit' haha...that sure will piss him of'..after all the whole night he was working out 4 ya..lol Ex-dane damn woman'..ya worst than a wifey who was divorce three times lol jk/s..girl ya so cruel that i feel sorry 4 the brotha that u did that 2 him..specially if that was ya friend..some other guy that was chopping u off.ya but not the poor guy..U totally acted like u didn't know him..Infront of Every1..OUCH that hurts Cambaro lool girl dont' bust his nuts out like da... BallBreakerMan...loool u do that and u sure will walk home alone'.....I dare ya!!!! Benevolent FDA??? damn woman' ya sound like some fella outdone ya lool'..now now kool it off'...just remember 'boys will always be boys' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Senora Posted April 25, 2003 Darman ya know what..all those scenrios are just funny'..somehow no girl should get pissed of'them...i'mean come on'..sometimes ya gotta laught at things like that I agree, i dont think i would be "pissed off", i just dont let things get to me like that. And that whole red light scenario, it wouldnt get me pissed, I might be a bit embarrassed, but such is life! Scorpion sista, i loved your scenarios. I actually did scenario 1 b4!! The guy blew up on me!! At first i felt bad, but after he snapped on me in front of everyone, i quickly came over it, lol. ohhhh :eek: but i wouldnt mind doing scenario 2, ...i just dont know where i would find a "yusuf" who would be up for the job :confused: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maajo Posted April 25, 2003 walaalay I think you have sat on some red ink.. . lool darman this is attractive game Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SCORPION_SISTA Posted April 27, 2003 looool P_S well the "Yusuf" could be any guy friend you have who is game to play a prank on a somali guy...It's just a pretend your friend is a gay kind of game, he doesn't really have to be..But i heard it might be better if he knew how to box just in case ...Bee bye. oh Nova glad that you enjoyed that one, so did my friends....I think my favorite is the Qaat one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabar Somalieed Posted May 28, 2003 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkk Ar maxaa walantahy Darman.. come around me with that shit and you will get slaped Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted May 28, 2003 take her to dinner...to a sushi place!!!tell her that fish is not cooked, must EAT it RAW!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ariadne Posted May 29, 2003 ^^ sorry mate wouldn't work with me I love sushi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG_Girl Posted June 24, 2004 Hmm...just wanted to bring this out. I want ask Darman did U learn a new things to piss girls off?!! cos seems these don't piss me off and so many people here too. Salam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaabir Posted June 24, 2004 Originally posted by OG_Girl: Hmm...just wanted to bring this out. I want ask Darman did U learn a new things to piss girls off?!! cos seems these don't piss me off and so many people here too. Salam i would love to piss you off OG-Girl.. but i am afraid this OG-Moti will whoop my *** if tried to Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xalimo7 Posted June 25, 2004 First and formost let it be known that I have a great deal of respect for all of our somali queens, By the way anytime a man starts this sort of quotes he is either lying or he is in big mess for his life and need clinically to be checked. Now about pissing off women, Hey bro what is your job title or you have none , if you have done all these pissing techniques i don't think you have life cz you are wasting your valuable time for trying to piss a sistah, why? and if you succeeded damn don't tell the rest of class of 2004. Ezy just stirring up. Damn all are new faces , old timers gone from here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xalimo7 Posted June 25, 2004 sorry for the double post Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted June 25, 2004 What a crazy way to annoy females. The red paint one is very rude, saaxib. Unless you’re a tailor or some sort of “backside” doctor, you have no business looking at women’s bottoms (red paint or not). :mad: See, a true Faarax would know that you’re trying too hard. With true Faaraxs, all it takes is a look! Some of the really good ones would stare and stare until the girl bursts into tears. But to attain that ability you need lots of practise and natural talent (i.e. piercing eyes). :cool: Alternatively, if your aim is to flirt only, then instead of the red paint story you’ll have to do the “Mud on googarad” scenario. You stop her and tell her she’s got mud on her clothes, she instinctively pulls her googarad up a little whereby you smile and mumble “eesh cala kobab”. You’ll probably get a slap but a true Faarax would smile again and say “ eesh cala dhirbaaxo”. Keep going with the praise until you either need an ambulance or a pen to write her number down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dhagax-Tuur Posted June 25, 2004 @NGONGE That is really good...A true gent's style. I liked the bit about the 'Eesh calaa dhirbaaxo!'. It's psychology....the old somali saying goes.."Cadowgaa waa la isu kala daadshaa yuusan kaa didine!".....Shukaansi is WAR! Salaam. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted June 25, 2004 “eesh cala kobab” Classy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lake Da agony Posted June 27, 2004 LOL@list...yeah thats out of a line 4real..way too rude Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
