SOME QUESTIONS EVEN YOUR FATHER COULDN'T ANSWER.

[IL CAPO]

1-When you go into a hotel you always see Reception,why do you never see ception?

 

2-If you are not tired how can you be retired?

 

3-Why do people think british safety standards are so good when Titanic was made to british safety standards?

 

4-if your wife left you for another woman,should you hold the door open for both of them?

 

5-are cows always in fashion because they are always wearing leather?

 

6-What exactly is "midair",is there some other part of air besides the "mid' part?

 

7-Some Tv commercials tell us to not try it at home,where else are we supposed to try it?at school or at work or at the public bathrooms?

 

8-is the real purpose of the Olympics just to let us know about all the countries in the world that we have never heard about before?

 

9-Does it take two half-sales to make a Wholesaler?

 

10-If a comedian does a gig at an old peoples's home,how does he know if he is any good?

after all they just piss on themselves anyway?

 

11-If Mike Tyson bit his wife's ear when he is making Love to her,would it be a foul play or a sacrament?

 

12-If Maxwell House coffee is good to the last drop,then what is wrong with the last drop?

 

13-When a female lawyer loses her briefs,is she a solicitor?

 

14-Just what was it on the other side of the road that made the Chicken want to cross it?

 

15-If the pen is mightier than the sword and a picture is worth a thousand words then how dangerous is a Fax?

 

16-If Madness takes it is Toll,do you need an exact change?

 

17-What is the difference between retired and unemployed?

 

18-If you call the Paper to put an Ad in,should you not tell them about it because it is Classified?

 

19-at the Movies,why is it that during all Police investigations it is neccessary to visit a strip joint atleast Once?

 

20-Would living in a Nudist colony take all the fun out of Halloween?

 

21-Is the best way to keep death off of the roads to drive on the pavements?

 

22-If people who shun meat are Vegeterians,are Cannibals then considered to be Humanitarians?

 

23-If i save the Whales,where do i keep them?

 

24-Why is it when you have less Jaad "Khaad" you always get the best Marqaan.

 

25-Why should we ever pay attention to what the bloody critics say?after all,have any statues ever been erected to honour a bloody critic?

 

 

that is all i got now my dear friends and foes but if you want me to give you a clue then read the question below carefully and you will find all the answers to the above questions then you can mock the senses out of your Daddy.

 

Q-Why do Blonds smile everytime they see a Lightning?

 

A-Because they think their picture is been taken.

 

Ya Mampela.

[IL CAPO]

1-If the Internet is the information superhighway then where are the patrol cars?

 

2-if you wore two pairs of 3-D glasses at the same time would you be able to see in 6-D?

 

3-Why do you always get a shock when you see somebody you know on Tv?

 

4-If a journey of hundred miles starts with one step,does a journey of 50 miles start with a half step?

 

5-Did man invent languages to satisfy his deep need to complain?

 

6-Why do all the perfect drivers always seem to be in the backseat?

 

7-Why do we always ask "is life worth living"? why don't we ever ask "is death worth dying"?

 

8-Why do people who know the least always shout the loudest?

 

9-Why is it that most women's problems start with Men?MENestration,MENopause and MENtal anguish?

 

10-Why do people say "It is Dog eat Dog World"? Dogs do not eat other Dogs but Humans eat other Humans.

[IL CAPO]

1-When they say time flies,where does it fly to?

 

2-Do cemetary workers prefer the graveyard shift?

 

3-is Vibration a motion that cannot decide make up it is mind which way it wants to go?

 

4-if you get cheated by the better business bureau, who do you complain to?

 

5-If life is a big joke,why couldn't my Somali people get it?