Tanzania Rejects New Japanese Ambassador (Kiswahili Speakers Only)

[BOB]

Tanzania has rejected a newly appointed Japanese ambassador to the country. The Tanzanian Permanent Secretary in the president's office sent a refutation letter to the Japanese Prime Minister early today. In the brief letter, the Permanent Secretary expressed his apology that the newly appointed ambassador will not be allowed to take the post in Tanzania or any Kiswahili-speaking country for that matter due to the contradictions that were best not published because of the repercussions that will be caused in the Swahili speaking society.

 

 

 

However, The Permanent Secretary added that the issue should not be taken as a personal matter and that the ambassador will be allowed to serve the post in Tanzania if he did something about the problem-his surname to be precise. But there is more to it than just the Envoy’s surname. The ambassador, Mr. Takauchi Kumamoto and his wife Kunyamavi Kayashika were expected to arrive in Dar es Salaam this weekend. We have also been reliably informed that their son, Master Kisigino Takonono and their daughter, Miss Nikishuta Nitahara were expected to join them once the spring holidays are over. Among the entourage for the new envoy included his chauffeur Mr. Jinogumu Tingisika, his Chef, Ms. Pajazito Nitagusa, his Masseur, Mr. Mishipa Vutasana and his Valet, Ms. Kijitako Shikamana were also eagerly looking forward to their stay in Bongoland!

 

 

PS. It's absolutely, most definitely and utterly shame if you do not understand Kiswahili because you have no idea what you've just missed out. lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

Peace, Love & Unity.

[Tuujiye]

Leee waraa waxaan runmiyaa saaxiiboo? looooooooool cey socoto ahaa! ruwaayad miyaa waxaan run maba noqon kartee!

 

 

Wareer Badanaa!!!

[Allamagan]

lol waxaan ka fahmay oo kaliya surname Kumamoto or was it Kumamako! lol will Alshabab accept newly appointed british ambassador to Somalia Mr. G*S MacPherson? Everywhere is the same....

[Oz]

This is too funny, yaani nimecheka mpaka naumwa mbavu!...LooooooooL! kweli Daughters name was Funnier Miss nikishuta and...

 

Among the entourage for the new envoy included his chauffeur Mr. Jinogumu Tingisika, his Chef, Ms. Pajazito Nitagusa, his Masseur, Mr. Mishipa Vutasana and his Valet, Ms. Kijitako Shikamana were also eagerly looking forward to their stay in Bongoland!

[Tuujiye]

^^ reerka dhan waa kala daranyihiin..

 

Ruwayadii Xalwo aanba soo xasuustay.. classic!

 

 

Wareer Badanaa!!!

[Jacaylbaro]

Reminds me of the Akbar Zub story ,,,,,

[MZanzi]

LMAO@Mr. Takauchi Kumamoto and his wife Kunyamavi Kayashika

[Maaddeey]

^noo fasir noo duqa, aan qosolka dhinac ka galnee!

[Maxaatiri]

I wonder how many variations of this same joke there are. The one I'd heard was a visit to the school...from the (real) University of Kumamoto in Kumamoto Japan.and the guy on the Telecom apparently couldnt bring himself to say the names out loud. This one is far too elaborate to be real, but very funny nonetheless. I love the name 'Kunyamavi Kayashika'

[MZanzi]

maadeey, waa shiixa afkee "Kumamoto" maso marin karo

[Oz]

Maaday, It won't sound funny if you try to translate. Heh@qosol dhinac la geline.

 

Lol# Maxaaatiri, how does pajazito nitagusa sound?

 

Fu-Fu, wlc back mr kisigino nakonono

[MZanzi]

OZ thanks sxb...

 

PS. I like the sound of Japanese names

[Maaddeey]

Fufu, haddiid Kiswahili ku sheegtay Soomaalina waad ku sheegi kartaa!, mise Nuune aan u qayshadaa?

[MZanzi]

Maadeey nuune uqeylo dhaanso asaga waliba sharax dheer kabixin doono maadaama uu Garisa school ka dhigan jiray

[Jacaylbaro]

I only know "Kuma" out there ,,,,,,,,, anything about "Mboro" as well ?? ,,,