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COLD FACTS TOGATHER WITH SOME OF MY OWN.

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1-More than 85% of the population of the world are mentally retarded and half of that percentage are Americans.

 

2-More than 87% percent of the new born babies will be murderers or be murdered.

 

3-More than 90% of the population of the world are indeed overweight.

 

4-More than 89% percent of Somali race have committed a fraud mainly on welfare.

 

5-More than 90% Percent of Somali race have committed a tribal crime.

 

6-Geroge Bush has a tail between his legs and he is a pot head and his idol is Peter Tosh not Bob Marley as you have previously thought.

 

7-More than 99.9% of Somali race have a bad diet.

 

8-More than 67% percent of Chinese people's favourite food is mouse liver and spaghetti.

 

9-More than 97% percent of English people have a really really bad breath day everyday.

 

10-Somalia is an Island between Papua New Guinea and Madagascar.

 

11-More than 87% of Somali population don't know exactly where Varanuatu actually is.

 

12-More than 94% of Somali male population have atleast worn a Macawis once in their life time.

 

13-More than 97% of Somali population love anything sweet and have a habit of eating sugar.

 

14-More than 50% of Sijuis are wearing fake teeth.

 

15-More than 99.9% percent i need to go to bed.

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15-More than 99.9% percent i need to go to bed.

i only agree with this fact 100%

 

wale iyo bile Shaqa la'aantu waa dhibaato smile.gif

 

asxantu

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IL CAPO   

Originally posted by SHOOBARO:

quote:15-More than 99.9% percent i need to go to bed.

i only agree with this fact 100%

 

wale iyo bile Shaqa la'aantu waa dhibaato
smile.gif

 

asxantu
make sure you brush your teeth and don't forget to

take a Wudu (WEESO)and pray for yourself,your parents and Somalia and every Somali person.

Ishia Sasa Mlendo.

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looooooooool @

make sure you brush your teeth and don't forget to

take a Wudu (WEESO)and pray for yourself,your parents and Somalia and every Somali person.

Ishia Sasa Mlendo.

loooooooooooool ...good one

 

hope u do the same.....n am out

 

asxantu

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Juxa   

my only Q is why did u men stop wearing MACAWIS?

 

i agree some of the facts, true indeed!

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IL CAPO   

Originally posted by maansoor:

these socalled facts are ridiculous!!! waste of mind space if you ask me.

Brother(you are a brother right?)

i am sorry if i forgot to add you in my list but i promise to do so in my future ones.

by the way what is that on your head?

blimey,i didn't know you had a kipara beste wangu.

tuonana kwa sokoni. :D:D

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