Murphy Laws

[Conspiracy]

Hey there guys .. ever heard of Murphy laws?

some are hilarious i thought i might share couple of them ..

Love Laws

All the good ones are taken.

If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.

The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.

Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.

This constant is always zero

War Laws

A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike.

Bus Laws

If its raining, or cold or both the bus will be late

If you're running late the bus will be too

If you think you have lots of time before your bus you read the timetable wrong (or its out of date or both)

If you're early the bus is late If you're late the bus was early

The other people at the bus stop are waiting for the bus that has just pulled in

If you have no change then the bus driver won't have any either

Two bus for the same place will always pull in together

The sign at the front of the bus is merely for decoration it is not the destination of the bus

Mothers Law

Mothers only offer advice on two occasions: when you want it and when you don’t..

Your mother is the only person that knows more about you than you know about yourself.

Any time you are unable to solve a problem, ask your mother. She probably won’t know either, but she will fake it.

Maternal instinct is stronger than any force known except an IRS collection agent.

The more you try to stay on your mother’s good side the harder it will be to figure out which side this is.

The nicer a mother is, the greater the probability that her kids are rotten.

If you can’t remember whether or not you called your mother, you didn’t.

The motherly advice you ignore will always turn out to be the best advice she ever gave you.

If you forget, mom will remind you of all your mistakes so you don’t repeat them.

Anything you do can be criticized by your mother - even doing nothing.

Never criticize your mother’s cooking if you expect to get any more of it.

If you think you have any secrets from your mother, remember who has changed your diapers.

You can’t "out mother" your mother. Don’t even try.

Never lie to your mother. And if you do, never think you got away with it.

The harder you try to hide something from your mother, the more she resembles a webcam.

The older you are, the more you feel like a child around your mother.

All mother’s have a "How To" manual. That’s because they wrote the book.

Mother’s way is best. If you don’t believe it, ask her.

 

..Now tell me Do any of them apply to you? for more laws check this out murphys-laws

[Nur]

Conspiracy

 

Funny indeed

 

 

However there is a Corollary of Murphy's Law

 

 

" Murphy was an Optimist!"

 

 

Nur