Maalintuu Shaydaanku naga tegey

[NGONGE]

When I went to the maqaaxi last night, some man that reminded me strongly of our very own Xaaji X was telling everyone that Somaliland shaaydaan ma laha!

 

He was adamant inuu shaaydaanku ka qaxay Somaliland. Marka hore wuxuu na yidhi:

 

"Anaa shaydaanka arkay isagoo safaarada ingiriiska ku socda. laakiin malaa waa loo diiday"

 

He added:

 

"Aakhirkii, markuu wax waayaay, fake passport buu ku baxay . Anigaa ku arkay isagoo Daalo airline saaran"

 

When we asked him why did the shaydaan leave Somaliland, he replied:

 

"meel xataa daaayeerkii wax ku xadayo maxa dhigaya?"

 

When we said that this was good news he replied:

 

"yaa idin ku yidhi waa good nayooos? wadan baad sheeganaysaan idinkoon shaydaan lahayn! waar orda sasabta ama madaxweyne ka dhiga ha idin ku soo noqdee"

 

When we said that the Shaydaan was bad, he replied:

 

"Hadaa ma Rayaalaa fiican?"

 

When we said he can't compare Rayaale with the Shaydaan, he said:

 

"Waa runtiin. Shaydaanka cidna may dooran lahayn lakin Rayaale 97% baa doortay".

 

When we said what does he think of the future of Somaliland now that it has no resident Shaydaan of its own he said:

 

"Ha u bixina! Shayaadiintu way badan yihiin, Puntland ayaan mid kaaga afduubaynaa".

 

When we said that this was impossible he said:

 

"Wax impossible la yidhaahdo ma jiraan. Xaabsade hadaan la wareegnay, shayaadiinta na waanu afduubi karnaa"

 

When we all laughed, he laughed back too and said:

 

"duushay ninmanyahow, duushay"

[nuune]

Classical piece of crackers, rageedi weeye ninkaa wallee

[MZanzi]

Originally posted by NGONGE:

 

"Ha u bixina! Shayaadiintu way badan yihiin, Puntland ayaan mid kaaga afduubaynaa".

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LMAO ..Walaahi oday xariif ah inu yahay

[Jacaylbaro]

........... that is why i love somenglish

[Buuxo]

. Another classic Ngonge story from another mirqaan session.

[Jacaylbaro]

Not that mirqaan of the Khat ,,, just the one of the Shiisha ,,

[NGONGE]

Cabdiyo, sheekado xikmaad ba ka buuxda badaw yahay.

[Abtigiis]

Ngonge is creative.

[Jacaylbaro]

adiga sheekooyinkaagii maxaa ku dhacay ??

[MZanzi]

hehe JB Sheekonyinka Erotic ahaa waa lo wada xiisay miyaa.?

[NGONGE]

JB, he's been cured, saaxib. Sheekha Haneefa quraan ku akhrisay.

[Jacaylbaro]

... Ma jin baa ku jiray ??

 

Afro, anigu waan u xiisay sheekooyinkiisaas ,,,

[Kool_Kat]

Originally posted by J.a.c.a.y.l.b.a.r.o:

... Ma jin baa ku jiray ??

Usuga hadaba hal xabaan Puntland uga soo afduubiyee...

[Abtigiis]

Ilaahay Mahadiis ha gaadho walaashay Haneefah. Quraan saarkeedi waa la qabalay.

 

But today I was almost tempted to tell you about Farkhanda, the Pakistani woman who was married for 15 years, who arrived here last month to work for UNHCR. Waxay uun igu waashay "Oo! I really liked the way you pronounced my name: FARKHANDA (like in Somali 'kh'"). I alomst felt my husband is calling me. You know he is coming after a month and I will introduce you to him.

 

But what is puzzling me is that I work in the 3rd floor, she in the 2nd. Every morning she comes to the office and says " you know, he send an e-mail right now. He is saying is it good to come by Al-itahaad or SA? Come let me show you the e-mail in my office."

 

Finally, maanta ayaan qado geeyey, and she told me she have no children and would like to get treatment as she wants children badly. She maybe feeling lonely but dee lugtaa igu badatay oo waxaan ka yaabi inaan Vacancy'ga for 2nd suspendedd gareeyo for now. Ileen waa la helaye.

[Jacaylbaro]

Haa waakaa ,, mid uga soo qabo ,,