Nephissa Posted March 5, 2009 This is probably the most outlandish thing I've ever heard in the media, and the shocking thing is, it's TRUE! This REALLY HAPPENED! Yikes!!!!!!!! A Michigan man won't be fighting charges in the case of a sex act with a car wash vacuum. The Saginaw News reports Jason Leroy Savage has pleaded no contest to indecent exposure. Police say they arrested Savage while he was trying to have sex with a vacuum cleaner. A no-contest plea is not an admission of guilt, but will be treated as one at sentencing on March 25. He faces up to a year in jail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir-Qalbi-Adeyg Posted March 5, 2009 A year in jail? for what? that vacuum was asking for it, looking all sexy and shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nephissa Posted March 5, 2009 How on earth can a vacuum be an object of sexual desire unless you're totally off the planet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted March 5, 2009 LOOOOOOOOOOOL@ sir qalbi, that had me rofl-ing. Barry White must've been playing on the radio "My darling I, can't get enough of your love babe" The question I have is, why the hell did he pay to use a car wash vaccuum? Doesn't he have one at home? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nephissa Posted March 5, 2009 lol barry white! I think it's the singing Mr. Broom, "baby come back" . Ads like that encourage sickos, y'know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MZanzi Posted March 5, 2009 Vacuum cleaner xata naf maa laga raadiyay mayiiko heysay fara badanaa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaliyyah Posted March 5, 2009 loooooooooooooooooooooool Qalbi subhanalah you are crazy.. May Allah show us the right path, thats what happens when ppl have no sense of direction The question I have is, why the hell did he pay to use a car wash vaccuum? Doesn't he have one at home? could it be possible he wanted to be in the media?? some ppl just want to be infamous lol.. salaam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Resistance Posted March 5, 2009 or maybe he got bored of the one @ home. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted March 5, 2009 ^^ He was cheating on his hoover. His excuse that she makes too much noise nad is always mopping around. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gheelle.T Posted March 5, 2009 His vacuum cleaner at home was broken considering how bad the economy is, car wash one is an option.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ducaysane Posted March 5, 2009 ma wax aan naaso lahayn buu u qooqay. nin waalan iga dheh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nephissa Posted March 5, 2009 iihi eh', waa wakhtigiiisii! :rolleyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Che -Guevara Posted March 5, 2009 But Duceysane has point This reminds of the American movies where the main character in the story took liberties with an apple pie, and Dave Chappelle standup where he joked about a guy training a chimp to do you know what. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted March 5, 2009 Unpleasant. Ick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
