Unusual Nicknames

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

Salaan...

 

Most Soomaalis, in these days as was in old, use nicknames. Some are popular, and do last with that person, eventually even changing his/her real name to become the real name associated with that person. Ever wonder why we have weird qabiil names? Our forefathers never had these ‘qabiil’ names we use today; they used to have ordinary names, whether in Soomaali or Muslim. But, they had been given nicknames, which gradually and eventually became known as the qabiil’s name we know today.

 

Today, Soomaalis do have peculiar nicknames. Some do match with the person, characterizing the person’s appearance, or his thoughts, or his behaviour, or his actions, etc. Anyway, is there any particular nickname that 'seemed' strange enough to you? If so, name it here hee.

 

Back in my high school, we used to have two guys who used to have offensive nicknames. They were so nasty nicknames that don’t suit this family-oriented site. Anyway, I will spare the nastiest one, but I have to list the other, which is:

Laxwase. :eek:

Yaa Allaah!! And the funny thing is when you call the guy with that nickname, he would turn back as though just responding to his real name. I couldn’t really believe the first day when I heard others calling him that spiteful name and that he would respond positively. God, how Bini Aadenka are different.

 

Other funny nicknames that I heard:

 

Liiqliiqato {actually, a politician}.

 

Miyiikoole.

 

Sac Jibiye {actually a Chinese kaaba laadar character from a famous movie stared by Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan, which I don’t remember which one was now. That character would disjoint a cow’s neck, hence ‘sac jibiye’}.

 

Abaloota-abaa-Abaana.

 

Cagamadhige {a famous announcer; yeah that obnoxious guy who introduces every SINGLE new album from the Qurba these days, especially that Qabrigii Jaceelka album, kan ku haayo waaye Seynab Cige-Cige-Cige...And yeah, he lives in Toronto too, asagoona fitishaari dheer aa maalin walba arkee}.

[nuune]

MMA, please naga kala aayar bahasha intaas aa nagu filanee!!

 

what a names!

 

here are the strange nicknames for ladies:

 

maskax gaabeey

caga jiido

dalbooleey

qalbi alxameey

mirqaanto( way kugurtaa jaadka,kala dhaaf malahan,marduuf marduuf)

bursaliideey(because afar iyo labaanta saac bursaliid ee dubtaa)

 

kuwa kale aa jiray hada maxassuusto,but i have seen and met all these ladies,tan waxaa ugu daran ladhaho qalbi alxam,because wayba soo jeedsan haddad oogu yeerto magacaas!!

[Haashim]

Nuune sxb. funny my be u r the funniest on somaliaonline halhayskaaga aad baan u jeclaystay aayo waa traditional somali duco, laakiin adiga gabdhaha kaliya maxaa ku baray

tan wali ma maqashey xamar caan bey ka ahayd

SHUUN WARAABE BARIIS

 

MMMA LAXWASE xataa siyaasi buu ahaan jiray waana dhintay alla ha u naxariisto laakiin markay BBC ka sheegayeen xataa magaca waa ku soo celcelinayeen.

 

kan ugu qoslka badan madaxda somaliya wuxuu ahaa mid aanan magaciisa meeshaan ku soo qorikarin waa magac aad u foolxun haddana ilaa hadda dadbaa yiraahda MA TAQAANID MIYAA C/LAAHI ......... OO HAYSAN JIRAY .....

fadlan qofkii garta yuusan sheegin waayo waa wax laga yaqyaqsado.

 

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LACNADI HA KU DHACDO DAALIMIINTA, LAAKIIN MAXAYNU NIRAAHNAA KUWA KA AAMUSAN DULMIGA IYO KUWA MARKA MOORADOODA LA GALO UUN QAYLIYA.

[Valenteenah.]

My great-grandmother (she's still alive, alxamullilaah) was always called "boodo" on account of her temper and fighting skills...a force to be reckoned with. And she still has everyone whipped...including me!

 

However, the funniest nickname I've heard is "ilka maqas".

 

I gotta admit Somalidu are ultra cruel with the nicknames they dish out.

 

MMA....

 

Thanx for sparing us that other nickname. I suspect I know which one u mean.

[Macalin]

LOL>wallahi all of you wax fiyoow is not amongst YOU.

I went to columbus this summer,Marka maqaayad aan gale,bas kooyo oo caata badan aa soo gale,bas saxibyaashiis aa boodeen..waa u istageen,..and said..."WAR TACBAANKII BAA SOO GALE"...markaas uu udhahay."WAA SALAAMANTIHIN"..lakiin his name iyo bartiisa SAME>>WALLAHI>>..the whole place..everyone was calling him "TACBAAN".

I know this dude named "CALI WASQAAN"..macbuudka!

[Iffah]

LOL. You guys cracked me up walaahi.

I'm sorry, I have nothing to share with you guys at the moment...perhaps some other time.

 

still lol@ tacbaan & liiqliiqato..

[Akademik]

Funny names have real meanings behind them.

Somewhere, somali elders don't mistakenly name people..Note that....

[Ayaan8321]

loool....u guys are so funny...

The nicknames i´ve heard are also sarbeebs meaning that qofka hoos hoos aalo geliye nooh

like: B.F .....meaning beenloow faanbadan(wax oo ka been badan oone ka faan badan maley loool)

the other one is: O.JEE.....meaning odi jiis(maskin ...no hard feelings)

Thats all so peace out and i´ll be back later with more :cool:

[Ayaan8321]

I also forgot San-tuunji(soomaalida dhib badanaa)

peace out :cool:

[sMiLeY]

fadumoo kuuseey

debshiid

labodhagax ( the singer)

shimber ........ a guy called bird hahahah

[Paragon]

Xaawo dabo taag

Axmed makarooni

Maxamed minjo baasto

Siyaad alla qabey

Muktaar hoongaad (Homeguard)

Cali been daac

cabdow bad maceeye

jabata niiko

Cibaado kanacuudu

Ina S**L weershe

Ina musmaar calashade

reer cawo yoom (night wailler)

Jaamac murux

Raaya duluqsane

qaloocoow

majabe ajaay

cali dhurwaa

batuulo bila news

Ina gabar ku kaadshe

raage caga masaf

Hurre hambo-cune

Ina lax wase

orgi ku guure

Xooga dalka

Aadan fakad

Deeqoow boorle

Mr-dhilo (lol this is guy i know's name)

weji caag

Bir cun

Balaak (black) madoobe

Saajin goobe

kalimanjaaro (she is huge)

Habaar waalid

Sac gusle

[nuune]

jamaal,bas hee intaas aaba qossol noogu filanee,

<batuulo bile news,yaa Allaah,that is damn true name!!

 

kuwan mamaqashay:

 

xaaji shuban

biiqaaye

mr xawaaji

dabacasseeye kaathib

hargabeey(kama baxo tan hargabka)

maskax qurun

fircoon yaroow

kacaaye(iska garo kan)

iswalaaqdo(socodkeeda aa ilaah saas kadhigay, socodkeeda waaban kahelay ani)

 

waraa inta kale waa kusoo dari doonaa ,way badan yihiin wallaahi!

[Macalin]

LOOOL>.Jamal..lol.lol..

 

NUUNE>Yaaah..Aacuudka

 

I know this dude..name..

 

Dhuusaye(he farts at every opportunity!) )

[Macalin]

Dhuusaye(he farts at every opportunity!)

 

Cali Uraaye(this mofo stinks!)

 

Xassan HUURAALE(dammit!)

 

FAADUMO **** WEYN!(wallahi i know this chick-and she actually says..heeee!!!-when called)

 

QASSIM QAREEROW(always bitter)

 

IBRAHIM GALLAN(GALLON)_(an uncle yacni hes greedY!)

 

QUREESHA DRUM(and shes big!)

 

NASTEEXO KANIICAAY(shes skinny than anyone i know!)

 

XALIIMO XUJAAY(shes dhibleey)

 

DABA BANAAN!!(why i have no clue-shes dead now..but my uncle told me she was always "MADIIDO"..lol)

 

I cant think of others lakiin i be back,when my bro reminds me of some.lol

[The Rocks Chick]

Oh my god....this is the funniest thing I read for a while

 

I laughed so hard, my mom thought something has happened to me....lol

 

Sunset,

There is no way you know people with those names....it is too much

 

Lakkad,

You are taking creativity too far, I think you made some of this up..lol

 

The funniest nick I hear was; Tuur Taako

and I thought nothing will top that, OH BOY, was I wrong!..........lol