Mudug Posted November 14, 2005 I was wondering where can i go to get me a good somali sister who is educated with great looks... i am from Minni the city of Otango Barfleey some called.... but i see it as The city of entertainment... i am not into parties and all and i don't like to stand at the somali malls to look like a looser... so where is the spots... cuz in my school honestly i am not into the girls in my school or my neighbors... holla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted November 15, 2005 ^ lol..hey have u tried walmart!! lol.. ok, if u dont find nothing there, i would like to sell you my sista! here he qualities: just sent me 2grand and she all yours! -she hate faraaxs, dont worry, we go the vaccine -she been going to jr college for the last 4 yr. -she gets up midday. -she is jobless. -her gal friends disappear in a week. -shes allergic to kitchens. -her libarary is starbucks and the mall. you might wanna take an insurance policy on her! just an fyi. other than that, shes all good! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LayZie G. Posted November 15, 2005 ROFLMAO@RUDY. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when I read your post, and the surprising part is , I actually understood your joke.(I never understand anything you write, EVER) YOU OUGHT TO WIN SOL SALESMAN OF THE YEAR WITHOUT TROUBLE, I doubt anyone can beat that sales pitch you just made to mudug. I liked the part about Jr college for 4 yrs(You described half of the somali population with that line), hahaha, holly sh*t, but lets hope you were kidding about your real sister and her flaws, or else she will beat you senseless. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted November 15, 2005 Let's just hope your sister doesn't read this,eh!! You'll be in big sh*t... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faarax-Brawn Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by Mudug: I was wondering where can i go to get me a good somali sister who is educated with great Stop Wandering then... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by rudy: -she hate faraaxs, dont worry, we go the vaccine And what exactly is the vaccine, anyways? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted November 15, 2005 layzie! dont cry...i cant stand seeing a women crying! very long time ago, one day in good ole xamar while i was sad and singing the blues.. this lil xalimo came out of no where, she bought 2 ice creams, came to me and handed me one and walked away... all she said was waar qaadho, and i just grabed it! i didnt even looked at hear! i just got lost in the moment!! but i will never forget her!! so, i feel the homies pain! there is no love, like home love!! everything becomes 100%. i guess thats the vaccine too! i was just kidding about my sista! in my family, we joke alot! whether one prefers others or theirs, at the end, u come back home!! reason being you belong with your homies n home-gals!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted November 15, 2005 sorry double post~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaylaani Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by Mudug: I was wondering where can i go to get me a good somali sister who is educated with great looks... Try LayzieGirl, she is available. Rudy, What language do you speak? I was just wondering! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mudug Posted November 15, 2005 what is going on in here..... i like a somali sista who is cool calm and collective.... all i hear is brothaz complaining about xaliimos... is their halimos in here that are available any ways if any girl is available holla at your Mudug bro... i am single as i could ever be... so holla back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hodman Posted November 15, 2005 lol..hey have u tried walmart!! lol.. ok, if u dont find nothing there, i would like to sell you my sista! here he qualities: just sent me 2grand and she all yours! lol!! This had me laughing out loud rudy.Walmart indeed! Mudug you have issues if this is how u think ur gonna get a sista. What's with all these questions about somali sistas in your threads.Just curious...are you preparing some kinda report? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted November 15, 2005 yo mudug, dang we forgot layzie gal! there u go man! she is experinced, dont have that many mileage (some 1 changed the odometer), so pm layzie and the #..! jay..i speak many languages from hindi to persian to arabaic, i can even curse in chinse! but only write ebonic english! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katrina Posted November 15, 2005 Mudug, If you can't find a xalimo in mpls then throw in the towel and make a U-turn! I used to live there and it was raining women everywhere...either your oblivious to them or your pre-judging 'em. PS. If no neighbourhood gals, school gals or at parties (don't recommend attending) then where brother would you meet a woman (not a girl)?? You might have a diamond right under your nose but maybe your to blind...bet you Ray Charles would have sniffed her out eons ago.lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mudug Posted November 15, 2005 good one katrina... i will try to look hard insha allah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alle-ubaahne Posted November 15, 2005 ^^Saaxiib mudug, garoob ma rabtaa, mise waxaaga gabar lee waaye? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
