Breaking news: Four bananas commit suicide

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

 

Tacsi weyn ayaa u taalo Soomaalida dhamaan meel walba ay joogaan. Four members of their favourite fruit family committed suicide the other day.

 

Tacsi mar labaad. Samir iyo iimaan.

 

[Jacaylbaro]

 

 

Ilaahay ha u naxariisto afarta xabbo ,, ubadkii ay ka tegeenna samir iyo iimaan ha ka siiyo

[Buuxo]

[Shumey]

lool, this is so funny deee

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose - combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proved that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.

 

A banana can help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must for our daily diet.

 

Depression

: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND among people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

 

PMS

: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

 

Anemia

: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

 

Blood Pressure

: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

 

Brain Power

: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

 

Constipation

: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

 

Heartburn

: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

 

Morning Sickness

: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

 

Mosquito bites

: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

 

Nerves

: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

 

Overweight and at work

: Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

 

Ulcers

: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronic ulcer cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

 

Temperature control

: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

 

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD)

: Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer, tryptophan.

 

Smoking

: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

 

Stress

: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be re-balanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

 

Strokes

: According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine", eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%"

 

A banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around.

Everything about moos.

[RedSea]

i love muus.

[Chimera]

lol when they have reached that stage(black spots and not spoiled) that's when there really macaaannnnn

[Nephissa]

^ That's when I hate it the most not to mention the over ripe odor. Yuk!

 

Intii is dishey, did they leave a suicide note for their loved ones? Aniga koleey uma xiisin.

[rudy-Diiriye]

no u dont throw them. u put them in the blender, with milk and vanilla some choclate, there u go, u got your banana shake.

 

the best. it only works with the ripe ones.

[Ibtisam]

Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Are you sure??

[Viking]

MMA,

There's an Indian man who swallowed a necklace he had stolen and he was forced to eat bananas until he shat it. These bananas must have been next on his list.

[Ariadne]

well now the lucky person can make banana bread

or vegan bananmania brownies

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

Viking, then what we have is four homicides, not four suicides as authorities previously thought.

 

Reportedly, an investigation is under way. Waa arkeynaa wixii kasoo baxo.

[Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar]

 

Chillin' banana.

 

 

Bananaphone.

 

 

Eeymoos.

[Pujah]

^LOL the last is just ...