Paragon Posted November 15, 2008 From BorisWatch.com “I don’t see why people are so snooty about Channel 5. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap dancing, and other related and vital subjects.” On criticism of Channel 5 (now “Five”) “I’ve got my fingers in several dykes.” Conservative Party Conference, 6th October 2004. “I?m very attracted to it. I may be diverting from Tory party policy here, but I don?t care.” When asked about the new 24 hour drinking legislation. “I am very sorry that Alastair Campbell has taken this decision but I can see that he got his tits in the wringer.” On Campbell’s negative reply to the Spectator’s report that the Government had influence the Queen Mother’s funeral arrangements “Statistically, I am due to be fired again.” When asked if he was due to be included in the latest Tory reshuffle, June 2007 “I’m kicking off my diet with cheeseburger - whatever Jamie Oliver says McDonalds are incredibly nutritious and, as far as I can tell, crammed full of vital nutrients and rigid with goodness.” While campaigning at McDonalds in Botley, Oxford, May 2005 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paragon Posted November 15, 2008 Ping Pong is coming home! looooool Or Wiff Waff Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baluug Posted November 16, 2008 LOL@ wiff waff, was it invented in England? I'm off to wikipedia to check it out.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ms DD Posted November 16, 2008 Ninkaa caadi maaha. He comes across as pompous oaf, but there is something about the guy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paragon Posted November 16, 2008 ^Lol He is indeed. A legend of humour. Cadaan, lool. I got hold of a longer version of his speech on Wiff Waff. Watch this lol http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=irGlkxiqSQQ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
