Curly Posted June 15, 2004 This is quite funny but don't share it with your loved one!! These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line, but with the least romantic second line: Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss .. but I only slept with you, because I was pissed. I thought that I could love no other ... Until that is, I met your brother. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you ... But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. Of loving beauty you float with grace ... If only you could hide your face. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot ... This describes everything you are not. I want to feel your sweet embrace ... But don't take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- ... Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: .. Marrying you screwed up my life. I see your face when I am dreaming .... That's why I always wake up screaming. My love you take my breath away ... What have you stepped in to smell this way. My feelings for you no words can tell ... Except for maybe "go to hell." What inspired this amorous rhyme? ... Two parts vodka, one part lime. -------------------------------------------- I'm wondering if the SOL members can think up of some of their own! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NGONGE Posted June 15, 2004 Roses are Red, Violets are blue Diana whitened your face but your feet are still “madow”? I love your smile and your happy mood But your face looks ugly with all that “horood” My lovely, my darling you’re the point of my life I’m planning to marry you but expect no “gaaf” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Curly Posted June 15, 2004 Lol, Trust you to be the inventive one! but what exactly is Gaaf anyways?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG_Girl Posted June 15, 2004 Orriginally posted by Crly Sue: Kind, intelligent, loving and hot ... This describes everything you are not. I want to feel your sweet embrace ... But don't take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- ... Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: .. Marrying you screwed up my life. LoooL, I liked it , thanks for sharring Salam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miriam1 Posted June 15, 2004 Oh in what words shall I recount my love for thee? But they say lying is a sin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N.O.R.F Posted June 16, 2004 but what exactly is Gaaf anyways?! means xeero, ie the week after the wedding there is usually a xeero, if not then you now know why! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
