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nuune   

:D:D

 

 

PS: Ibti would ask how her topic turned to, but we still on topic :D

 

 

Wali waxaan la yaabanahay naagta sawirka dadka tujineyso sidey is yeeleeyso, alloow yaa uurta ka dooxa

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Paragon   

Originally posted by NGONGE:

Puts me in mind of that joke about the Imam with the macawis problem and the helpful man praying behind him.....

Haha. NGONGE, heard of the 'ma digaagta! joke from a woolwich marfish? It's really hilarious; biggest Somali liar caught :D

 

Back to the topic; naagtaa huunyo ha cuntee waa tu ka boodsan wallee. Ragga ku daba tukanaya ayaaba ugu daran! Dhiqle idin gal oo kud idin dil, Illaahane!

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Ms DD   

Is that habaar Paragon? Duco would be better.

 

What are these qabyo jokes? inoo dhameystira or haba sheegina.

PS Hope you are feeling better.

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Malika   

^The guys jokes and giggles, reminded me of school boys, giggling behind the class because the teachers bra string was showing..lol

 

I got the first joke,the sheikh had a wedgie and one of his pupil kept unwedging the macawiis for him every time he stood up..am I right @Ngonge

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Ms DD   

loool that is funny joke Malika...kind perverted though!

 

Now let us find someone to complete the other jokes

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the fisrt joke is about - one deluded nomad who has never being to congretional prayer in masjid. he joined to first line behind the imaam.

during the prostaration the guy behind him, had accidently banged his head against his balls couple times - so this uneducated nomad graped the imaam's balls and imaam tried warning the guy by saying "ahum ahum" - he replied "what are you ahuming about" they are holding each other's balls from here to the end.

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chubacka   

:confused: :rolleyes:

How did the tread get there then?

 

madness.com

 

Anyway if everyone ignored this woman she would find something more appropriate to do.

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