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Hey Somali men want to keep her by urside? do this!

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OG Moti   

Want to keep her ... do the followings but remember it might feel like being slave, something like little dog at ur own house, but hey if you want honey take the bee bite... smile.gif

 

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down

 

2. Try to secretly smell your hair or perfume

 

3. Stick up for you, but still respect your independence

 

4. Be wrapped up in everything else, but still have time for you

 

5. Fit his arms firmly around you and make you feel secure

 

6. Hint that he wants to kiss you

 

7. Hold your hand and make you feel loved

 

8. Tell you you are beautiful, even on a bad hair day

 

9. Never run out of new things to do and places to go

 

10. Never run out of good jokes

 

11. Be funny, but know when to be serious

 

12. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious

 

13. Be patient when you take forever to get ready

 

14. Try to hide that one stuffed animal when you come over

 

15. Act like Mr. Big

 

16. Apologize for acting like Mr. Big

 

17. Ask you for a pen in class when you know he has one

 

18. Blast the music when he picks up the phone

 

19. Turn it off when he notices that you are on the phone

 

20. Look at you during class and make you get butterflies in your stomach

 

21. Shower you with meaningful gifts

 

22. Bring you flowers even if he picks them on his way to your house.

 

23. Hug you on a bad day and make clouds seem to lift!

 

good luck the deal is hard one....looooooool

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Is this for married people or are u killing the minds of young kids......keep her by urside she's not married to ya, she'll end up ditching u either way dont follow OG's footsteps.....Did u just mention kissing too.......Gee u're really lost.......U should be posting this in another form where people are allowed having g/f and b/f cause muslims aint..........Do u people really actually kiss lol........... :eek: ........I think I've said enough

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OG Moti   

Dear Sweet_gal welcome back first.

Secondly you are right we are muslims but this is for married guys who suffer from 911 or 999 calls and who ask their telephone bills and find he has only one number he called and the rest is for his wife's make his life hell cosultant plus few hundared times of 911, 999 calls... and it is also for those who are soon to marry.. i got to give them hints before 911, 999 rules their life... loooool peace

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La-y-La   

Originally posted by Instinct-Poet:

And this is Why your still Single?

Og_moti, Do the Apposite of what you wrote

Let me know the aftermath..

 

;)

:D

 

peace.

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