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One Day This Dude...went On The Train To Get To His Homeboys City, Right....so He Brings Wit Him A Couple Of Marduufs Of Jaad...after They Check His Ticket And All That...he Pulls Out His Jaad....and Gets To Chewin...it Just So Happens That A Little Old White Lady Is Sitting In The Seat Right Across Him.......she Sees This Guy Just Chewin These Green Plants....she Is Horrified...shocked. ..she Sees The Green Leaves Stickin Out The Sides Of His Mouth...and He Swallows It Down With A Bottle Of Coca Cola....but The White Lady Keeps Wrapping Her Arms Around Something....like She Is Tryna Hide It Or Something....the Somali Guy Sees It....but Cant Make Out Whut She Is Hidin.....finally The Old Lady Had To Go The Restroom....so She Walks Over To Where He Is Sittin At....and She Points To Whut She Has Been Tryna Hide All Day, Now On Her Table.....a Bunch Of Flowers.....and She Tells Him....."i See U Like Eatin Plants....but Can U Plz Not Eat Mine While Im Gone"

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Habraha cadaanka Neighbbourhood-watch 'kaan ku nacay, bal maxa ka galay wuxu cunayo. Ani hadaan ahaan lahaa laanta boqorkaan wajiga kaga dharbaaxi lahaa and told her to sharaab :D

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Originally posted by Canjeex:

Habraha cadaanka Neighbbourhood-watch 'kaan ku nacay, bal maxa ka galay wuxu cunayo. Ani hadaan ahaan lahaa laanta boqorkaan wajiga kaga dharbaaxi lahaa and told her to sharaab
:D

Ma adigaaba marqaasan markaas? Laan boqor sidaa looma qasaariyo adeer macaan smile.gif

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